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06-17-2020 , 03:57 AM
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06-17-2020 , 01:13 PM
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06-17-2020 , 05:54 PM
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I would ask the President of China to help me getting reelected.
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06-18-2020 , 12:12 PM
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My future prediction in high school was that I would be president, but impeached and removed from office. Then I become a bum roaming the streets of nyc. I like to think I'd be more poetic.
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06-18-2020 , 12:21 PM
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Buy Finland from the Russians.
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06-22-2020 , 07:43 AM
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I would just babble out every policy idea I have in public, then say it was a joke if people don't like it. Swarm intelligence 4 the win!
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06-22-2020 , 12:29 PM
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I would spend 10 minutes at my rally, at a time the country is spinning out of control, talking about how I can't walk down ramps.
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06-22-2020 , 07:32 PM
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That's crazy! Why would you do that?

Really a good thing that this is just us spitballing for the lulz here! If the real POTUS would do the stuff we post here the world would be ****ed lol.
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06-25-2020 , 05:21 AM
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Suspend elections until police are able to do their jobs again.
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07-18-2020 , 07:12 PM
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I would declare martial law over Twitter.
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07-24-2020 , 03:24 PM
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Ban twitter off the face of the earth.

In fact, ban most of social media. It was good 5-10 years ago, now most of it is absolutely terrible, toxic af and a waste of everyone's time
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08-12-2020 , 03:24 PM
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Make covid 19 illegal...

Then arrest it.
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08-12-2020 , 08:21 PM
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I would make a deal with the Coronavirus. The best deal.
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08-13-2020 , 06:00 AM
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It would probably be for several hundred thousand lives.
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09-25-2020 , 11:11 AM
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Executive order for a Forrest Gump sequel. Lt. Dan moves to Mexico to gamble and get stem cell therapy. He gets new legs. Comes back to the states and has a foot race against Forrest Gump for a lifetime supply of crawl fish and oysters. Forrest and Lt. Dan are recruited to endorse presidential candidates. Their commercials become so popular they become presidential candidates. Gump Dan 2020
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09-26-2020 , 07:05 PM
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I would just stay if I lose re-election. What are they gonna do?
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09-26-2020 , 09:24 PM
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Take a viagra every half hour for a week and have a lot of sex with various women.
Then dye my hair again at the end of the week.
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10-06-2020 , 02:59 AM
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I would walk around the White House with infectious diseases. Keep 'em on their toes + looks strong!
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10-06-2020 , 07:34 AM
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I would make sure to infect the First Lady first and foremost.
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10-06-2020 , 03:11 PM
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I'm surprised that she lets him within 1.5m.
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10-06-2020 , 08:08 PM
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Take a viagra every half hour for a week and have a lot of sex with various women.
Then dye my hair again at the end of the week.
Every half hour?! That's a lot of sildenafil citrate to circulate around your blood!
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10-06-2020 , 09:27 PM
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You just counteract it with some experimental monoclonal stuff. This is the 21th century, just make something up!
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11-09-2020 , 06:21 PM
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Play the theme music to "Unsolved Mysteries" every time I gave a speech.
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11-10-2020 , 03:18 AM
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Still pretend I'm president even after I wasn't really president.
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11-10-2020 , 10:55 AM
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Accept an election defeat gracefully, congratulate the winner, and work to help them get up to speed.
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