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05-25-2018 , 01:19 PM
I would blame Obama.
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05-25-2018 , 01:55 PM
I would infiltrate and encapsulate.
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05-25-2018 , 01:59 PM
I would put up huge rewards for solving crime and recognize people making excellent contributions.
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08-22-2018 , 03:25 AM
I'd bump this bread.
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08-22-2018 , 04:07 AM
I would do a lot of things but masturbation isn't one them.
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08-22-2018 , 06:28 AM
I would only refer to myself as "Individual-1".
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08-22-2018 , 02:17 PM
I would order the military to blow up the moon. Who needs tides. They were gettin to big for their shoes. High tide you aint nobody.
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08-22-2018 , 02:47 PM
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08-23-2018 , 01:35 PM
I would ban flipping
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08-23-2018 , 02:14 PM
pancakes would taste funny if flipping was illegal.
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08-23-2018 , 07:15 PM
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08-24-2018 , 02:51 AM
I would make the Bitcoin tweet.
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08-24-2018 , 02:53 AM
Do we really need tides? Someone may be getting my vote...
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08-24-2018 , 05:41 PM
Get Pete Rose inducted into the Hall of Fame.
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08-24-2018 , 06:11 PM
I'd induct myself.
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08-24-2018 , 06:45 PM
I'd indict myself.

Last edited by chillrob; 08-24-2018 at 06:45 PM. Reason: if I were the current president
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08-24-2018 , 07:07 PM
I would give myself an A+.
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08-24-2018 , 07:27 PM
all signs and government documentation shall be presented in esperanto
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08-24-2018 , 07:44 PM
Big if true
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08-27-2018 , 09:13 AM
I would round my grade up to an A-double-plus.
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08-27-2018 , 10:09 AM
id give myself an honorary doctorate
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08-28-2018 , 07:41 AM
I wouldn't be pressed into saying something nice about someone I don't like just because they died. **** them!
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08-28-2018 , 11:04 AM
Morph is trumping around BBV right now
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08-30-2018 , 04:48 PM
I would make tax cuts to make me and my mates rich. Then I would freeze wages for the other plebs.
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09-04-2018 , 05:31 AM
compulsory naked work days for all women 7.5/10 and above
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