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01-10-2016 , 03:50 PM
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UPDATE:

I have not went back to re-watch another episode of Girls, but I did watch a porn featuring Carmella Bing. Bing had a huge belly in this one. It was an eye opener. I feel like I grew watching this in my understanding of bigger girls. I was attracted to Bing and I masturbated to Bing.

I still have some room to grow, but I believe I have made great strides in completing my resolution.

-O
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12-29-2016 , 08:57 PM
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Not having an energy drink for all of January.
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12-29-2016 , 10:17 PM
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to stop worrying about becoming a complete unmitigated failure to everyone i know, of course

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12-29-2016 , 10:50 PM
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A while back I started watching this video that took a surprising turn and became a brutal gangbang of a pregnant woman.

I was prepared to make it work, until the standard "finish in mouth/swallow" scene...at which point I found myself wondering what % of her baby would be comprised of these 8 men's semen.

That took some time to recover from.
Still working on recovering from this one in 2017.
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12-30-2016 , 12:40 AM
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the baby wouldn't be comprised of those 8 mens' semen any more than the mother would be. rest easy
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12-30-2016 , 05:56 AM
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getting an undertitle
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12-30-2016 , 11:08 AM
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the baby wouldn't be comprised of those 8 mens' semen any more than the mother would be. rest easy
Wouldn't that make it worse?

If mom's primary protein intake for that day was the gallons of jizmz from the bangybang and she were on a recovery day from exercise...

icky.
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12-30-2016 , 05:37 PM
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12-30-2016 , 07:29 PM
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i hope you weren't talking to me.
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01-03-2017 , 11:14 PM
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Not having an energy drink for all of January.
smashing it at the moment.

I feel sleepy all the time
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01-03-2017 , 11:29 PM
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not the sads
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01-04-2017 , 10:13 AM
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smashing it at the moment.

I feel sleepy all the time
Modafinil is cheap and non-habit forming.

And if you're lucky it'll make you get drunk SO FAST
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01-05-2017 , 04:42 AM
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Last year I said I wouldn't make any more resolutions and so far I've stuck with it.
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01-05-2017 , 05:08 AM
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Can you still make resolutions to brake? My pony is a bit slow.
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01-05-2017 , 06:43 AM
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to stop being a wigga
i do not remember posting this.

but you know ya boy broke that in 30 seconds flat!
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01-07-2017 , 03:47 PM
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i do not remember posting this.

but you know ya boy broke that in 30 seconds flat!
I know another one that you will break

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getting a job
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01-07-2017 , 03:50 PM
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7 days in and still going strong!
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01-07-2017 , 03:52 PM
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7 days in and still going strong!
I'm planning to do a two weeks no sleep session for a new MMORPG releasing Wednesday nigt. Which energy drink would you suggest me?
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01-07-2017 , 03:58 PM
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I only drink Monsters.
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01-08-2017 , 05:22 PM
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I only drink Monsters.
I wasn't joking about the modafinil.
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01-08-2017 , 06:44 PM
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I bought a four pack of monster
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01-08-2017 , 08:06 PM
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I didn't make it
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01-08-2017 , 08:13 PM
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This year I'm not going to play any pitgames, I'm going to treat my girlfriend well and I'm going to put on 10lbs of muscle.

Only one of these things is a lie but I'll leave it up to chance.
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01-08-2017 , 10:36 PM
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You don't have a gf
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01-09-2017 , 03:08 AM
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You don't have a gf
Remember that having a girlfriend is the "beat" criterion for my colonoscopy post
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