Become mod of BBV4L

stop making bad post

Clip my toenails.

stop fapping

It's midday on the first of January.

I bet you've already broken that resolution.

Mark Hanna: There's two keys to success in the poker business. First of all, you gotta stay relaxed.
Jordan Belfort: Yeah.
Mark Hanna: You jerk off?
Jordan Belfort: Do I...do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off, yeah.
Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort: Like, uh...three...three, three, four...three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I, myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Jordan Belfort: Wow.
Mark Hanna: Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch.
Jordan Belfort: Really?
Mark Hanna: Mm-hmm. Why? I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it because I ****ing need to.
Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm.
Mark Hanna: Think about it, you're dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points, high frequencies, bang, bang, bang. Eh-eh-eh-eh. ****ing digits kick, kick, kick, all very acidic above the shoulders mustard ****.
Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm.
Mark Hanna: Right?
Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm.
Mark Hanna: The game can wig some people out.
Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm.
Mark Hanna: Right? So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt.
Jordan Belfort: Done.
Mark Hanna: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance. Glitch your differential and the tip **** over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.
Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir.
Mark Hanna: No. No, you don't.
Jordan Belfort: I'm in it for the long run, you know?
Mark Hanna: Yeah. Implosions are ugly.
Jordan Belfort: Yeah.
Mark Hanna: Pop off to the bathroom, work one out anytime you can. And when you get really good at it, you'll be ****ing stroking it and you'll be thinking about money.

I've been debating whether to buy an old Kindle and setting myself a reading goal for the next 12 months. Over the last few years the amount I read has dropped to basically nothing, well, at least nothing substantial.

I have a friend who did a book a week last year and it seemed like a good idea. I think that number is a bit ambitious for me, I was thinking 1 or 2 a month, taking them from this compilation of the best books of 2014.

nice one, thethethe

Broke this resolution halfway through reading this post

Hookers and Blow

I Gave up porn. I haven't viewed any so far this year. I was tempted having viewed the T shirt Thread but i found inner strength to resist.

Nice thread Fidstar

Vwp, sir

buying new underwear

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

^ mean

nice avatar btw

Become mod of BBV. If you know any current mod that is looking to step down let me know!

Watch less porn.

stop gambling

to stop doing whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.

Have an actual real relationship with a girl instead of treating them like bimbos.

stop depressioning

It's easy to make this one happen.

Work out more.

Become more accepting of fat girls. I am going to start by watching an episode of Girls where Lena Dunham is naked a lot. I will attempt to masturbate and report back later.