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07-31-2015 , 12:05 AM

#26

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Just show her this image. No need for words at all. You can thank me later.

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01-26-2017 , 07:14 PM

#27

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

My gf did something smart and said

"Not just...." and then pointed to her face instead of saying "Not just a pretty face", but I quickly finished the sentence with "... something to cum on".

She lolled so she might just be the one...

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01-26-2017 , 07:49 PM

#28

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You're not thinking about proposing to her right after you have... no... are you that Aussie?

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01-26-2017 , 07:54 PM

#29

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

using a Burger Ring.

Man I miss those....

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01-26-2017 , 10:30 PM

#30

onesickdegen

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 426

Well honey, he flopped his nuts on me so then I sucked out on fifth street

Last edited by onesickdegen; 01-26-2017 at 10:57 PM.

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01-27-2017 , 03:50 AM

#31

Boris47

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 343

i want a divorce.

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01-27-2017 , 04:42 AM

#32

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbuck

Will you marry me?

This wins.

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01-27-2017 , 07:26 AM

#33

MrChuckles

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 844

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesickdegen

Well honey, he flopped his nuts on me so then I sucked out on fifth street

no poker in 4l

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01-27-2017 , 03:05 PM

#34

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by MrChuckles

poke her in 4l

fyp

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01-27-2017 , 10:43 PM

#35

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

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01-27-2017 , 11:44 PM

#36

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

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Originally Posted by EatMyDitka

Mooing at my gf when she gained a lil weight lol did not go over well had to fap for a month

teehee i would try to be so mad but then laugh at it anyways

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01-27-2017 , 11:50 PM

#37

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

Last edited by wombat4hire; 01-28-2017 at 12:13 AM.

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01-28-2017 , 08:59 PM

#38

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by wombat4hire

Oh, Patrick. Why here?

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01-28-2017 , 09:28 PM

#39

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

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01-30-2017 , 01:52 PM

#40

Olleolleolle

banned

Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 53

hello

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01-30-2017 , 01:53 PM

#41

Olleolleolle

banned

Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 53

hey

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02-03-2018 , 05:02 AM

#42

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

One of my gf's friends fell over and hit her head pretty bad. One of the side effects is that she lost her sense of taste. My gf says that she would have hated if it happened to her.

I said "At least you wouldn't complain about swallowing."

She turned around and walked in the other direction.

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02-03-2018 , 05:46 AM

#43

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,397

This would take a while.

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02-03-2018 , 11:55 PM

#44

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,733

My ex.
I told her I thought it was bull**** that she could come home drunk and wake me up for sex, but when I did it she would get pissed and tell me to gfm. Snapped that whole wife going out, getting drunk and me getting laid

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02-03-2018 , 11:59 PM

#45

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,397

You poo poo'd the dream

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02-04-2018 , 09:24 PM

#46

Number7

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,145

Your Little sister has the perfect body. How can a compliment backfire like that?

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02-05-2018 , 04:03 PM

#47

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

You gay or somethin?

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02-07-2018 , 08:15 PM

#48

Number7

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,145

Is he gay?

Last edited by Number7; 02-07-2018 at 08:16 PM. Reason: your significant other

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02-11-2018 , 02:26 PM

#49

Wheelzie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 7,134

Take your fkn xanax then!!! dont tell me im making you feel nervous you self centered *****. everything was fine until you flipped out and went bat**** nutzoid for no reason. All I said was it's ok if you need to take a few extra minutes to get ready, we arent exactly in a rush.