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Old 07-05-2017, 09:16 AM   #101
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lol
The other hole was "muddier".
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Old 07-12-2017, 10:09 AM   #102
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Do you mind if i watch a little baseball while we do this?
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:03 PM   #103
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The other hole was "muddier".


He always was a tease.
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Old 07-12-2017, 01:09 PM   #104
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Do you mind if i watch a little baseball while we do this?
better not be national league garbage
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Old 07-12-2017, 01:23 PM   #105
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I'm completely drained.
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Old 07-12-2017, 03:11 PM   #106
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better not be national league garbage
pitchers who can swing the bat aswell are the real mvps
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Old 07-12-2017, 08:52 PM   #107
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pitchers who can swing the bat aswell are the real mvps
quality pillow talk right there...
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:01 PM   #108
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quality pillow talk right there...
hot steamy passion making
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Old 07-13-2017, 06:03 PM   #109
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my wife isnt here anymore
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Old 07-13-2017, 06:53 PM   #110
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My bad.
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Old 07-14-2017, 02:24 PM   #111
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That looks like it hurt.
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Old 07-14-2017, 02:26 PM   #112
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feels like heaven
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Old 07-14-2017, 02:28 PM   #113
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they look natural
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Old 07-14-2017, 03:30 PM   #114
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her face is all white.
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:09 PM   #115
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her face is all white.

that's a bingo!
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:57 AM   #116
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they really sucked the life out of him
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:24 PM   #117
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they really sucked the life out of him
I'm trying to picture the sexual encounter during which it makes sense to say this.
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Old 07-19-2017, 11:23 PM   #118
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Oh, Jesus!
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Old 07-20-2017, 06:39 AM   #119
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I'm trying to picture the sexual encounter during which it makes sense to say this.
Youve never been to an orgy then
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Old 07-20-2017, 07:47 AM   #120
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Youve never been to an orgy then
Sounds like what someone who has been cucked at an orgy would say.
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Old 07-20-2017, 03:09 PM   #121
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Sounds like what someone who has been cucked at an orgy would say.
cuckolds are the real mvps
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Old 07-28-2017, 01:45 AM   #122
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Stop crying
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Old 07-28-2017, 09:00 AM   #123
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Stop crying
Wow. How did this take so long to happen?

Excellent work.
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Old 07-28-2017, 09:14 AM   #124
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How did this take so long to happen?
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Old 07-28-2017, 09:58 AM   #125
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Stop crying
Stop laughing...
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