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Old 06-27-2017, 05:08 PM   #51
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

ive never felt this kind of pain before
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:10 PM   #52
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

Give it some time and the pain will subside.
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:11 PM   #53
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

I've got two words for you: rectal trama
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:27 PM   #54
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I'm glad I brought a friend along to hold my hand
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:28 PM   #55
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Friend: It hurts to be here watching this
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:29 PM   #56
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Not said to anyone:

I wish I could find more Kleenex
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:33 PM   #57
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

Are you going to be a starfish again today?
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Old 06-27-2017, 05:36 PM   #58
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Oh God!
Oh God, NOOOOooooooo!!! <sob> <sob> <sob>
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Old 06-27-2017, 06:52 PM   #59
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

All these people came for 1 person and one person only
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Old 06-27-2017, 08:04 PM   #60
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Just how contagious do you mean?
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Old 06-27-2017, 10:51 PM   #61
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I'm still just taking this all in
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Old 06-28-2017, 03:08 AM   #62
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What a devastating blow
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:38 PM   #63
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"It was the second stroke that did it..."
This just didn't get enough love.

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Thirteen is too young
Wait, what?



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I can't believe it cost this much.
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:48 PM   #64
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I can't believe it. 3 men at once!
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:58 PM   #65
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Its just....so hard
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:11 PM   #66
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That looks so silky. I could slide right in there.
or
Ahem.... a clown nose is soooooooo inappropriate.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:43 PM   #67
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This just didn't get enough love.
If we're handing out prizes this one was pretty top shelf...

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I wasn't impressed with the priest this time.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:53 PM   #68
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Indeed.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:55 PM   #69
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This just didn't get enough love.

that on is straight from whose line is it anyway.
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:52 AM   #70
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let your emotions spill out
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:14 PM   #71
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I wouldn't be here if you were still alive
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:28 PM   #72
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This service is costing $2,500.
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:42 PM   #73
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seeing that body made me throw up
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:05 PM   #74
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Come now children, no more tears
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:08 PM   #75
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seeing that body made me throw up
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