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Old 06-26-2017, 08:25 AM   #1
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Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

Thanks for coming.
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Old 06-26-2017, 08:27 AM   #2
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Sorry for your loss.
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Old 06-26-2017, 09:33 AM   #3
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He's no longer suffering
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Old 06-26-2017, 09:43 AM   #4
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Re: Stuff you can say both during sex and a funeral....

Your husband just wants you to be happy.
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:00 AM   #5
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He went too soon.
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:06 AM   #6
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"I'm so sorry.....were you close?"
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:07 AM   #7
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"Here, have a tissue."
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:08 AM   #8
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"It was the second stroke that did it..."
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:08 AM   #9
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"it's ok to cry".
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:11 AM   #10
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Put the stiff in the box.
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:30 AM   #11
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:34 AM   #12
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I'm glad you came. He would have wanted you to.
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Old 06-26-2017, 11:43 AM   #13
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Its hard to believe we'll never see each other again
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Old 06-26-2017, 12:01 PM   #14
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Jesus! I'm coming.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:06 PM   #15
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There I go, crying again.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:12 PM   #16
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Oh God!
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:14 PM   #17
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Sleeping with the fishes

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Old 06-26-2017, 01:28 PM   #18
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YOLO
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:31 PM   #19
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I wasn't impressed with the priest this time.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:41 PM   #20
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I hate that your mom is here.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:46 PM   #21
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Your dad came.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:58 PM   #22
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Wow, he's really stiff
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:01 PM   #23
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Bow your head honey, we're about to pray
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:03 PM   #24
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Oh, I loved that big guy
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:09 PM   #25
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I love how you played that organ
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