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Originally Posted by Kristy
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1. I have to color code my cups and turn the handles all the same way
2. I can't sleep with my closet door open.
3. Also can't sleep with a blanket touching my legs below the knees.
4. I can't sleep without a blanket touching me from shoulder to knee.
5. I can't watch tv violence, but have no problem with irl gore. I've seen human intestines, gutted deer etc.
6. I'm afraid of fish. Butterflies creep me out. I have no issue with bees.
7. I love plants, i have tons, but am uncomfortable touching them and always wear gloves.
8. I rarely spend more than a few hours in a place without an uncontrolled portion of my brain developing a well structured exit plan in case of zombies or velociraptors.
9. I cover the camera of any device I watch porn on...just in case.
10. I can't swim in non-pools and will never set foot in the ocean.
I'll be back with more.
my dossier has been updated...
you are fricken weired. please acept this as my resignation of marriage.