I once pooped in my cousin's center console in his truck.

I think i've only shat in diapers and toilets

The old outhouse by the manure pile.

On your mom

ive never taken a poop.

^I call bull**** on that

once i was in a backwoods part of maine bc my firm clawed back a 15+ acre lot in the course of a bankruptcy. I was asked to take a thorough inventory of the property so i had to scour the hole damn place.

In an area of the wooded section of the lot there was a legit 2 story tree house (the previous owner stole a LOT of money so he had some pretty bizarre things). I was on the second floor of the tree house and just instantly had to ****. The property was winterized so no plumbing and the closest structure was ~500 yards through fairly dense woods. I hung my ass over the railing of the balcony of this treehouse and let lose a glorious stream of butt pee.

i used my left sock to clean up

my serious answer is: me and my best friend forever used to skip school and hang out in the appalachain trail and we ended up in this bear sanctuary in north carolina and we were basically messing around with bears and i felt this one bear was going to attack me. it didn't but i did **** myself. we also hung out in sewers and the woods near our house a lot.

one thing any graduate of wilderness programs like me knows is bears rarely attack multiple people. you have to be careful though.

Was it a butthole to butthole dump? That's the only way she really likes it, mom it's much for plain chest pooping.

Out in the snow, had to use a sock. Not pleasant.

my pants

Never crapped anyone else's pants?

With Charles Rogers on a mother ****ing wednesday.

Germany

Winner!

surely a Sammy medal

In the trees behind 14th green and beside 15th teebox at Merion Golf Club while I was looping for the CEO of what was then known as CoreStates Bank circa 1996.

It wasnt technically a ****, more like a butt wipe from an earlier shart...so I guess I **** in the middle of 14 fairway @ Merion while looping.

I hike a lot and hunt sometimes, so I poop in the woods a fair amount. The trick is to grab a tree, preferably a recently downed one about a foot or so in diameter, and rock way back, so that your legs and torso are at an acute angle, and your butt is back as far as you can get it without falling over. That leaves your pants and underwear well in front and out of the line of fire.

Denmark, 17 and stoned I losts my travel mates at a 700year wood rollercoster.
when travling by train to copenhagen, met a swedish girl, ****d her on a parkbench.
After, I had no idea where I was and had to crap!
Walked for 30!min trough endless streets of condoes ...
Seeing a random pub was fantastic! almost coundnt walk lol about to crap anywhere
had the best **** ever
smoked a joint
out the door I see a bus nr8 sign