Sometimes, when the branches of a weeping willow tree touch the ground, I think of Andrew Hoskins the great Canadian rower. He was a two time gold medalist, who was know for his oaratory skills. His testicular sac is said to be roughly thirty years older than the rest of his body. His inner circle of friends and comrades have taken to calling him, "Weeping Willow Nuts".

Sometimes, I don my Guy Carbonneau Montreal Canadiens jersey and write threatening emails to bottling companies. I'm always sure to use the downstairs computer because my poster of Ingrid Finger is hanging on the wall of the downstairs study. I find her image to be inspiring and it gives me a wonderful steeliness when taking on the contemptuous bottlers.

Sometimes, I like to pretend that I am a young boy living in the village of Pandanna. I would close my eyes and I could almost smell the nan baking in the tandoor oven. My most favored uncle would then settle down beside me and we would play with toy trains and listen to Regina Spektor records until the sun went down.

Sometimes, I stare at the computer screen very hard while watching BBV4L cash games. I imagine that I am a tiny gnome and I have infiltrated the PS servers. I envision myself working my way into the RNG system and I fashion a way to ensure that cajunaimee always loses. It is not that I do not like cajunaimee. The truth is that she scares me and I would also imagine that she found out about my wretched plan. I dream that she confronts me about my transgressions and dresses me in leather and chains me to a wall in her basement. Then she forces me to watch New Orleans Saints clips from the 1980's while eating white cheddar popcorn and drinking Mountain Dew.

in before wat

wat

say wat one more god damn time

wat one more god damn time?

i wanna say it so bad. but i will resist this time

wat

did op really think anyone would read that

I got to willow tree and...****dr

tl;dr indeed

I read it.

It's the kind of random, meandering, whimsical OP that some people would be praising right now if someone like JA or Bryce had written it.

As it stands, OP has single digit posts and therefore, this will be one of the last replies in a soon to be forgotten thread.

Sometimes I read the first line of a post and then I stop reading....

Aimee is not someone to be scared of, as long as she has a constant supply of alcohol.

This sounds like something canadian and those should have a mouse shoved up its rectum, bottled and put away in storage.

pics of aimees basement or...

Dancing algorithm itt.

Incredibly random yet very specific. Family Guy strikes again.

Sometimes I wanna cry and pray, sometimes
Sometimes I want Channel 8, sometimes
Sometimes I get drunk all god damn day
Sometimes I wanna go back around the way
Sometimes I wanna ride and smoke, sometimes
Sometimes I got money and I still feel broke

- Noreaga

in during wat.
wat?
in after wat.

but srsly, WTF is this thread? am i getting community leveled?

And Jesus asked the man, "What is thy name?" And he answered, saying, "My name is Legion: for we are many."

WTF is Ingrid Finger?

leather and saints clips HAWT!

ur busted brain, ezgame. u can have back in 4l cash mk.