This is disturbing in so many ways.

Sometimes when listing the differences between a datagram and a packet, I lose my thought process and I think I am a Latvian speed skater. Alberts Rumba was related to a girl that I dated once, and I believe that I dated her much longer than I should have just because of this fact.

Sometimes I space out while listening to DJ Mendoza on my headphones. A little known fact about DJ Mendoza is that he won the Danish Snooker Championships five consecutive years from 2004-2009. When I listen to his remix of "Try walking in my world" it makes me think of the battle of Grand Gulf in the Civil War but, I doubt that there is a connection.

Sometimes when sipping wonderful Spanish wine from Vino de la Tierra, I polish my Wyndham Baronet. It is such a wonderful piece of equipment. I used it once to spear Chilean Sea Bass, even though I do not eat fish.

oh dear god, why?

Sometimes I think you should be confined to OMG.

Then I would never learn;

con·fined/kənˈfīnd/
Adjective: (of a space) Restricted in area or volume; cramped.

Why is that e upside down?

That's fonetical simbol or something.... Tells you how to prounaunce the letter/word.

I would say this is like trying to say "e" but instead you say "o".......

Why is that o upside-down?

Okay, that makes more sense than my Winnie the Pooh theory.

It is? IT IS???





OMG IT IS




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Look here bro.... I know it's kinda hard to accept, but....

... you can't apply Winnie the Pooh theory on everything.

There, there....

Ricky Gervais just said "robbin" (like robbing) but it sounded like "Robin"... oO

pooh bear winnie the poooooooo bear

Sometimes, when driving down the Timberlane Highway #173 in Oregon, I think of the Canadian National Soccer League. It is now defunct but, it is amazing how often the Toronto side won the championship. To me it ranks as the number two biggest sports headscratcher, second only to Jacqueline Bruno not winning Miss Massachusetts Teen USA in 2003. That was a TRAVESTY.

Sometimes, I like to watch professional ice hockey. The Chicago Blackhawks and the Detroit Red Wings are rivals. Patrick Kane plays for the Chicago side and the Detroit side once had a player named Francis Kane. He only played two games for the Wings in 1944 and is not related to Patrick.

Sometimes, I wonder what the percentage of the population of China Township, Michigan is asian and is it a larger asian population than China Township in Illinios. Would the two townships have rival rowing squads? Or perhaps bocce ball?

Sometimes, when eating an orange, I think of Otto the Syracuse Orange mascot. How much juice could one garner from an orange that size? I once drew a sketch of Otto in charcoal using my feet, it hangs in a pinacotheca in Athens, Greece in the children's section.

It's probably far too late now,
to late to save you from our sin,

For the monkey now dreams like we do,
or is it we that dream like him?

good stuff yo

Sometimes, I think of what it would be like to be Trey Parker. I often daydream of creating a similar series to that of the South Park one but, base it in Greenville, PA. The likes of Randy Marsh and Officer Barbrady would flourish in the diverse town nestled between Pittsburgh and Cleveland. Also, Amelia Earhart graduated from Thiel University and Mr. Hanky is a talking poo. The connection is axiomatic.

Sometimes, I telephone the head groundsman at Ciutat Esportiva Joan Gamper to propose the idea of a sixth pitch. The idea to have just five of them is just unfathomable to me. An operation like FC Barcelona deserves better. They haven't taken my phone calls since I snuck onto the grounds and planted Tabernaemontana muricata. Apparently, they prefer Adenium.

Sometimes, my mind wanders to thoughts of my lesser favored uncle from Tamil Nadu, India. The literacy rate there is less than 40% but, my uncle was a scholar. He learned the migratory patterns of bottlenose dolphins and during his studies he was recruited by United States military under special secret criterias. He spent a number of years aboard the USS Shiloh and was reknowed as a hardcore gambler. He amassed incredible debts and soiled our family name.

when you skip all WAL posts itt, this thread is fun read

AT least legion sticks to this containment thread.

Genius.