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Old 03-02-2010, 04:20 AM   #26
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

okay, well, how old are you and how long has it been since you've had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:20 AM   #27
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

I can't open that here but, I will check them out when I get home.

There is no reason to say no even if just for the experience.

Listen to me, I'm married with children.
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:24 AM   #28
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okay, well, how old are you and how long has it been since you've had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex?


2.5 years (and im 24)
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:27 AM   #29
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There is no reason to say no even if just for the experience.
I need some help with my math project, maybe we can out somewhere after. Pick you up in an hour?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:33 AM   #30
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I need some help with my math project, maybe we can out somewhere after. Pick you up in an hour?
my peen + your throat = sure, you like White Castle or Taco Bell?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:37 AM   #31
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my peen + your throat = sure, you like White Castle or Taco Bell?
Wafflehouse ldo.
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:37 AM   #32
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2.5 years (and im 24)
You definetly need some pussy to get your confidence back and improve game. Hit it imo.
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:39 AM   #33
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What, do I look rich to you!?!?

I that thread btw.
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:43 AM   #34
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You definetly need some pussy to get your confidence back and improve game. Hit it imo.
I agree 2.5 years is WAAAAY to long.

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What, do I look rich to you!?!?

I that thread btw.
Why do I look cheap??!
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:46 AM   #35
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Why do I look cheap??!
Think outside the bun.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:25 AM   #36
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

lock it up and pm whatever mod, probably kevroc, when dirty pics of fattie are taken.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:26 AM   #37
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

24 and still at uni? Did you take some time out or are you slow??

Hang on, 2.5 years since your last action and you are not sure if you should hit it or not.... you have already answered my question.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:27 AM   #38
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post pics you stupid mother****er
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:27 AM   #39
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theres nothing wrong with a one hitter quitter, unless you know shes a clinger
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:44 AM   #40
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beat: she stood me up
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:46 AM   #41
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beat: she stood me up
She says hi.

(it actually came out "hrrphmmph" but, I'm almost there)
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:53 AM   #42
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insert self pwnage here

Last edited by impressive_gimmick; 03-02-2010 at 06:01 AM. Reason: fml fml fmlf ml
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:57 AM   #43
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time to flip for my roll
Is that a euphomism for jacking off?
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:00 AM   #44
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She says hi.

(it actually came out "hrrphmmph" but, I'm almost there)
did u liek the noods?
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:09 AM   #45
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did u liek the noods?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=27
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:17 AM   #46
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so thats a no then?
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:28 AM   #47
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sick rollercoaster OP
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:30 AM   #48
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Bring back teh pics, I never got to see them
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:02 PM   #49
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PM me the pic!
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:15 PM   #50
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Why discourage the guy? As long as your friends don't know, there's no downside.
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