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Old 03-02-2010, 03:30 AM   #1
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so this fat girl needs my help..

so this girl i met at uni just texted me askin me for help with some math for her project and (i quote) "maybe go out somewhere after?" shes got terts but they sit on a kinda big waist, shes actually quite decent looking, ok im lying shes pretty hideus but i haven't been laid for what seems like years and i think shes into me?

anyway i told her im in and shes pickin me up in an hour, i cant help but feel a little (extremely) dirty for goin through with this as i (previously) had very high standards but im so desperate and its just too gross to see a whore. please reassure me that i am infact a normal warm blooded mammal

hopefully these (extremely) NSFW pics will be sufficient payment for any comfort you may provide me, obviously they are not of the girl tht needs my help with otherwise this post would be a solid brag. seriously dont even think about opening these if your at work.

**EDIT i have removed the NSFW pics as i value input into this discussion (and fear the banstick) , i trust there was no issue as the pics were in spoiler format + there was a clear warning given

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Old 03-02-2010, 03:31 AM   #2
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

first reserved, now i will go read

vn NSFW spoilers, unfortunately I don't think they will last.

ok...re:fat chick...if she asked you out and she is picking you up you fail.

be prepared to get raped with a strap-on and possibly be tied up and whipped.

if your lucky she won't fist you in the *******.
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:34 AM   #3
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

terts ITT....
ummm, yeah, TR us when u harpoon teh fat chick...
where was I???? oh, yeah....
terts ITT...
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:36 AM   #4
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

lol dont do fat girls nice naked girl tho
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:40 AM   #5
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aint gonna last imo
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:40 AM   #6
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somehow in before kevroc
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:41 AM   #7
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

In b4 ban(?)
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:43 AM   #8
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In b4 ban(?)
not sure... are nipppppppppppppples allowed beghind spoilerz?
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:44 AM   #9
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no
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:44 AM   #10
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Inb4 spoiler pics removed
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:46 AM   #11
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well, they we nice while they lasted
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:48 AM   #12
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not sure... are nipppppppppppppples allowed beghind spoilerz?
i would appreciate it if a mod could shed some light on this issue


is there any point dressing up / cleaning up so i look nice for this "date" ?
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:50 AM   #13
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

OP, you need more help than the "fat girl".

You are a child.

Go hump your fist in the closet whilst listening to Fleetwood Mac records and crying.

I suggest the industrial size bottle of Jergens and a six pack of tube socks.
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:53 AM   #14
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fat people have feelings too
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:53 AM   #15
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

Kev, you are mistaken , this isn't one of those nicer chubby girls that you so often champion, trust me...

Just in: "go somewhere later?" = "go dennys later?" lulz
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:54 AM   #16
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

well give us some pics so we can decide for ourselves, then
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:57 AM   #17
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Kev, you are mistaken , this isn't one of those nicer chubby girls that you so often champion, trust me...

Just in: "go somewhere later?" = "go dennys later?" lulz
Hit it and maybe you'll like it.

Don't forget to TR.
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:58 AM   #18
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

Ill TR in here as its prly not worth its own thread (even by 4l standards) , i have always been a huge fan of ass so IF anything does happen i will focus my energies there

Can you shed some light on whether or not pokies are allowed under spoilers?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:00 AM   #19
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if i write a better/more believable TR what do i win?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:01 AM   #20
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if i write a better/more believable TR what do i win?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:02 AM   #21
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

pics or you know
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:07 AM   #22
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

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Ill TR in here as its prly not worth its own thread (even by 4l standards) , i have always been a huge fan of ass so IF anything does happen i will focus my energies there

Can you shed some light on whether or not pokies are allowed under spoilers?
no nudity under any circumstances.

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Old 03-02-2010, 04:10 AM   #23
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

for now this is the best description of the breast to waist ratio:



her hair is actually black but i colored it red for dramatic effect

o and her legs are a lil smaller
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:12 AM   #24
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Re: so this fat girl needs my help..

wow, so her tits are saggy ovals?
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:17 AM   #25
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the shape is kind of like the result of a circle a oval and a oblong procreating
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