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03-02-2010 , 04:20 AM

#26

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

okay, well, how old are you and how long has it been since you've had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex?

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03-02-2010 , 04:20 AM

#27

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

I can't open that here but, I will check them out when I get home.

There is no reason to say no even if just for the experience.

Listen to me, I'm married with children.

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03-02-2010 , 04:24 AM

#28

impressive_gimmick

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

okay, well, how old are you and how long has it been since you've had intercourse with a member of the opposite sex?

2.5 years (and im 24)

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03-02-2010 , 04:27 AM

#29

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

There is no reason to say no even if just for the experience.

I need some help with my math project, maybe we can out somewhere after. Pick you up in an hour?

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03-02-2010 , 04:33 AM

#30

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I need some help with my math project, maybe we can out somewhere after. Pick you up in an hour?

my peen + your throat = sure, you like White Castle or Taco Bell?

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03-02-2010 , 04:37 AM

#31

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

my peen + your throat = sure, you like White Castle or Taco Bell?

Wafflehouse ldo.

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03-02-2010 , 04:37 AM

#32

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

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Originally Posted by impressive_gimmick

2.5 years (and im 24)

You definetly need some pussy to get your confidence back and improve game. Hit it imo.

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03-02-2010 , 04:39 AM

#33

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Wafflehouse ldo.

What, do I look rich to you!?!?

I

that thread btw.

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03-02-2010 , 04:43 AM

#34

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

You definetly need some pussy to get your confidence back and improve game. Hit it imo.

I agree 2.5 years is WAAAAY to long.

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

What, do I look rich to you!?!?

I

that thread btw.

Why do I look cheap??!

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03-02-2010 , 04:46 AM

#35

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Why do I look cheap??!

Think outside the bun.

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03-02-2010 , 05:25 AM

#36

Prick_Assley

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 322

lock it up and pm whatever mod, probably kevroc, when dirty pics of fattie are taken.

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03-02-2010 , 05:26 AM

#37

gilmore38

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,187

24 and still at uni? Did you take some time out or are you slow??

Hang on, 2.5 years since your last action and you are not sure if you should hit it or not.... you have already answered my question.

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03-02-2010 , 05:27 AM

#38

john voight

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,534

post pics you stupid mother****er

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03-02-2010 , 05:27 AM

#39

bears3434

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 231

theres nothing wrong with a one hitter quitter, unless you know shes a clinger

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03-02-2010 , 05:44 AM

#40

impressive_gimmick

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192

beat: she stood me up

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03-02-2010 , 05:46 AM

#41

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by impressive_gimmick

beat: she stood me up

She says hi.

(it actually came out "hrrphmmph" but, I'm almost there)

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03-02-2010 , 05:53 AM

#42

impressive_gimmick

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192

insert self pwnage here

Last edited by impressive_gimmick; 03-02-2010 at 06:01 AM. Reason: fml fml fmlf ml

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03-02-2010 , 05:57 AM

#43

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

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Originally Posted by impressive_gimmick

time to flip for my roll

Is that a euphomism for jacking off?

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03-02-2010 , 06:00 AM

#44

impressive_gimmick

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

She says hi.

(it actually came out "hrrphmmph" but, I'm almost there)

did u liek the noods?

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03-02-2010 , 06:09 AM

#45

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by impressive_gimmick

did u liek the noods?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=27

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03-02-2010 , 06:17 AM

#46

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=27

so thats a no then?

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03-02-2010 , 10:28 AM

#47

tbhouston

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,854

sick rollercoaster OP

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03-02-2010 , 10:30 AM

#48

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Bring back teh pics, I never got to see them

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03-02-2010 , 12:02 PM

#49

ShamWow

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,332

PM me the pic!

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03-02-2010 , 06:15 PM

#50

tomdig

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 695

Why discourage the guy? As long as your friends don't know, there's no downside.

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