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Old 03-02-2010, 11:48 PM   #76
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

she is gonna bang u with a strap on..
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:10 AM   #77
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she is gonna bang u with a strap on..
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Old 03-03-2010, 12:15 AM   #78
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

i'm late to the party, but OP is worst salesman ever obv right?
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Old 03-03-2010, 01:05 AM   #79
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Old 03-03-2010, 04:24 AM   #80
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i'm late to the party, but i am the worst salesman ever obv right?
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Old 03-03-2010, 04:25 AM   #81
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she has the crazy eyes, how did nobody notice this yet?
ummm:
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Wierd eyes. Yes imo.
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wat?
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:05 AM   #82
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He is reminding OP to strap a 2x4 to his ass, so he doesn't fall in.

or.. he is dyslexic and is getting nasty with this board.

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Old 03-03-2010, 08:38 AM   #83
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i'm late to the party, but OP is worst salesman ever obv right?
SalesMAN is a stretch. Try salesPERSON
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:49 PM   #84
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

So, I went out with her last night.

I met her at a bar near my house, and I have to say you guys were right; she was a little chunky. Not too bad though as I have done some chubbs before, but chunky nonetheless.

We had a few drinks, got a little saucy and then I told her to come back to my place. So, we walked to my apartment and when we got there we went straight for the bedroom for some silly stuff.

She was quite a FREAK and we bucked for a couple of hours, although luckily she never brought up anything about a cincinatti bowtie. I have to say though, I havent had a fatty in a lil while, but I forgot how they really work for it in the bedroom. So I had a successful night!

I did take a picture of her while she was putting her pants on in the morning:

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Whaddya think???
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:53 PM   #85
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

Was sounding hopeful until I clicked the spoiler. But dude, you are mena have sex with her, not play bucking broncos.
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:44 PM   #86
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Was sounding hopeful until I clicked the spoiler. But dude, you are mena have sex with her, not play bucking broncos.
That musta been like ridin a 1500 lb rodeo bull
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:54 PM   #87
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or.. he is dyslexic and is getting nasty with this board.
who says broad? wtf

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Old 03-07-2010, 09:55 PM   #88
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

She is super sexy.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:42 PM   #89
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srs tho; pics

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Old 03-07-2010, 11:01 PM   #90
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My personal trainer weighs 145, is like 5'5 tops. 140 is NOT fat unless your short and have a small frame. You can say anyone over x pounds is fat, it's all dependant on body type and composition.





That's what 145 looks like
isnt this the same guy who raped all those asian children?
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:24 AM   #91
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Real picture please?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:12 AM   #92
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So, I went out with her last night.

Whaddya think???
So how big was her penis?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:25 AM   #93
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Re: Should I get nasty with this broad?

if her hair and makeup are still perfect in the morning your night can't have been that successful.
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:35 AM   #94
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So how big was her penis?
bigger then urs
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:54 AM   #95
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I have been trolling this forum for a while but decided to make an account to ask for some advice.

I am 23 years old, part time poker player/full time car salesman. I get some girly action, but not much. so I joined ok cupid about 3 mos ago and have had little to no success. However, just recently I got a message from a girl who just started talkin dirty to me. From her messages, all she seems to wanna do is bang. She now wants to get together this weekend and do some silly stuff. I have been with a few women in my life, but none of them have suggested some of the weird **** this one has.

So my question to you BBV4L is, should I bang/hook up with this chick?

mmmmmmm three times on monday, twice on tuesday, and I would say about five times a day for rest of week
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:56 PM   #96
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who says broad? wtf
Lookey here copper, this is how i talk, see?

[IMG]hotlinkcagney.jpg[/IMG]

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Real picture please?
thats the real one

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mmmmmmm three times on monday, twice on tuesday, and I would say about five times a day for rest of week
well, she has been back for more; so there ya go.

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Old 08-31-2010, 03:49 AM   #97
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terrible bump
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:17 AM   #98
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terrible bump
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