Should I get nasty with this broad? - BBV4Life -- Two Plus Two Poker Forums

I have been trolling this forum for a while but decided to make an account to ask for some advice.

I am 23 years old, part time poker player/full time car salesman. I get some girly action, but not much. so I joined ok cupid about 3 mos ago and have had little to no success. However, just recently I got a message from a girl who just started talkin dirty to me. From her messages, all she seems to wanna do is bang. She now wants to get together this weekend and do some silly stuff. I have been with a few women in my life, but none of them have suggested some of the weird **** this one has.

So my question to you BBV4L is, should I bang/hook up with this chick?

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03-02-2010 , 04:07 AM

EvanWilliams

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would hit girl in pic

but that's probably not who you've been talking to

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03-02-2010 , 04:07 AM

Ferocious Kitty

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(not) first, yes.

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03-02-2010 , 04:08 AM

Kevroc

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It's Edina Monsoon!

(that's an emphatic YES, btw)

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03-02-2010 , 04:10 AM

nham

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that's a yes.

p.s. shouldn't you be able to sell yourself to anyone?

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03-02-2010 , 04:10 AM

novahunterpa

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If you have to ask you belong In this forum, of course YES

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03-02-2010 , 04:11 AM

EvanWilliams

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MOAR PICS!!!

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03-02-2010 , 04:11 AM

cAll mE tEh gHost

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

would hit girl in pic

but that's probably not who you've been talking to

why do u say that?

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03-02-2010 , 04:12 AM

ALLTheCookies

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picture her 20lbs heavier and then ask yourself if you should.

please describe the weird **** she's said.

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03-02-2010 , 04:12 AM

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Kevroc

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What are some of the weird things?

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03-02-2010 , 04:13 AM

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cAll mE tEh gHost

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

What are some of the weird things?

she said that she is somewhat of a sadist and then she said something about a cincinatti bowtie? not sure what that is...

Last edited by cAll mE tEh gHost; 03-02-2010 at 04:14 AM. Reason: spell

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03-02-2010 , 04:15 AM

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nham

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Originally Posted by cAll mE tEh gHost

she said that she is somewhat of a sadist and that she said cincinatti bowtie? not sure what that is...

"When you reverse titty-**** a girl. So your balls and penis are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called 'cincinnati' because they do everything backwards there."

panda will confirm

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03-02-2010 , 04:16 AM

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EvanWilliams

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Originally Posted by cAll mE tEh gHost

why do u say that?

Because I'm a drunk cynical bastard

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03-02-2010 , 04:17 AM

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ALLTheCookies

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wow i ask the same question and you quote kevroc. i see how it is.

maybe she has a weird sense of humor. weird chicks are the best. weird=/= crazy.

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03-02-2010 , 04:20 AM

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allinontheturn

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I ****ing hate these theads. The answer is AAAAAAAAALWAYS YES.

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03-02-2010 , 04:23 AM

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Kevroc

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Originally Posted by nham

Reading this then scrolling down to her pic.. I can see that she has most likely been the recipient of such neckties many times.

The checkbones have been forced upwards towards the eyes due to sacular pressure derived from pelvic thrusting.

Interesting.

Don't kiss her.

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03-02-2010 , 04:28 AM

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ALLTheCookies

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if she is 10-20lbs heavier that ****s gonna hang off those cheekbones like whoa.

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03-02-2010 , 04:32 AM

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EvanWilliams

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03-02-2010 , 04:32 AM

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Kevroc

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Upon further review, a cincinnati bowtie is where you drop a load in her end zone and then sign your name on her butt with a Sharpie.

While wearing an orange and black bowtie.

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03-02-2010 , 04:50 AM

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Quagmyer

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id hit it
giggity

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03-02-2010 , 04:59 AM

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elrey

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if she actually looked like that, sure.

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03-02-2010 , 05:05 AM

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cAll mE tEh gHost

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im just afraid that with all the nasty **** this broad has been sayin to me that im gonna get teh aids

also, im not a masochist.

but i am going to sleep, to dream of cincinatti bowties now that i know what they are

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03-02-2010 , 05:10 AM

#23

gilmore38

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With any random you should always protect yourself anyway, so the aids should not overly concern you.

Also, what other weird stuff??

And, the answer is of course you should, even if she does not look like that, if you are not getting any then absolutely yes.

A wet pussy is so much better than your own hand.

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03-02-2010 , 05:14 AM

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Tapow Dayok

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Is this the only picture you have of her? If it is and you seriously are new to meeting girls onine, I have bad news for you (unless you are a well-crafted Kevroc gimmick): This girl weighs at least 140 lbs. Probably a lot more. Trust me. I've been fooled by this pose before.

If anyone wants to set the line at 135, I'd take the over in a heartbeat.

The good news is, I bet she is telling the truth about the Cincinnati Bowtie.