The other weekend I ate some Indian food on friday night. I went to a matinee movie on saturday morning, in which i thought I had to fart. Unfortunately for me, I got a little extra with the flatulence. I had to clean up in the theater bathroom
I’m good at profiling reality tv characters. Predicted a headcase from episode 1 of The Bachelorette, and it looks like next week I’ll be proven correct.