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06-22-2008 , 05:26 PM

#151

findingneema

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,759

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Originally Posted by KhalynYohrk

Seems standard that you get her all naked and give her action and are left with a some blue balls.

FYP

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06-22-2008 , 05:44 PM

#152

ludacris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

please tell me you're gonna mash it beyond repair.

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06-22-2008 , 06:06 PM

#153

Ethos

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 503

Epic story so far OP, keep it coming. Went to a catholic High school, so I know exactly how uptight some of the girls can be. Lucky yours doesn't seem like a total *****.

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06-22-2008 , 06:10 PM

#154

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

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Originally Posted by kcb

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06-22-2008 , 06:13 PM

#155

ThaDodinski

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,484

sounds legit to me. i say bash beyond repair, wait a few weeks... bash again.

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06-22-2008 , 06:27 PM

#156

naan

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 196

That chick is a poster on an MMA forum www.sherdog.com i think her handle there is Balls Up!! or something stupid like that. I think she's married. So this story is 100% bull****

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Originally Posted by kcb

The chick called earlier this morning, but I skipped out on hiking in lieu of BJJ. I think I'm going to see her later on tonight. This is eerily starting to feel like a relationship.

Also, she only has two other pics on her MyS and I posted the best one. The others were like cell phone pics of her with some other people and were kinda fuzzy.

This seals the deal as BJJ = major part of MMA so OP probably posts on Sherdog too.

Nice try OP but... yeah...

fail.

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06-22-2008 , 06:37 PM

#157

hobbes05

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,442

yeah not really down for licking the pooper

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06-22-2008 , 06:41 PM

#158

SBR

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,625

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Originally Posted by naan

That chick is a poster on an MMA forum www.sherdog.com i think her handle there is Balls Up!! or something stupid like that. I think she's married. So this story is 100% bull****

This seals the deal as BJJ = major part of MMA so OP probably posts on Sherdog too.

Nice try OP but... yeah...

fail.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/ball-up-/

http://www.myspace.com/mfarfan18

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06-22-2008 , 06:41 PM

#159

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

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Originally Posted by kcb

MAJOR UPDATE:

I drive home for lunch and see that she's still on my couch. I thanked her for driving me home and said next time I'll be the DD so she can drink, which led to her telling me about how she doesn't drink anymore. She apparently partied a lot in college and nearly got kicked out. Sometime after that she found Jesus.

I drove her back to her car and said I added her to MyS. Well, I get back to work and do my daily 1 hour post-lunch web surfing session and see that she's online. I send her a message and she immediately responds. I don't know why and I know I'm a major dickhead for this, but I told her that I liked her. I said she seemed like a special girl and when she had time I wanted to hang out again.

I got home from work around 5:45 and just mostly wanted to lounge around. I was still kind of hung over, to be honest. The chick calls me at like 7PM and wants to go see The Happening at 7:20. I took a fellow 2p2'ers advice and rubbed a quick one out, just in case. The movie sucked, by the way. The idea of people horrifically and inexplicably killing themselves is so bad ass, but unfortunately plants just aren't scary. Get a clue M. Night Shymalan.

Afterwards we go back to her apartment. We did a lot of talking and cuddling. Right then, I knew I shouldn't have told her I liked her. I couldn't help it. I was horny and needed something to get her on the line. Cuddling soon turned into making out. Instead of flipping her over like a pro wrestler going for the Boston Crab, I took the opposite approach. I rubbed gently around her breasts above the shirt, kissed all over her neck and breathed lightly into her ears. I had dated a Christian girl in high school and I learned that the important thing is not moving too fast and scaring them away.

I noticed as I was kissing on her neck she was applying downward pressure to my shoulders. I started sucking on her tits which was out of this ****ing world. Her nipples were absolutely perfect. Not veiny, not bumpy, not too big. Just right. Then, testing my boundries, I kissed around on her stomach, going lower and lower. I figured if she felt uncomfortable she'd let me know with her body language.

So by now I have her pants around her ankles and I'm eating her out. She's cleanly shaven for the most part, just a little patch above the vagine. I was okay with that. My pussy eating game was a little off since I hadn't had a steady girlfriend in a while, but she seemed to enjoy herself. I upped the anty a little bit and put my tongue at the very edge of her ass hole. In a matter of seconds my horny rage took over and my entire tongue was all over her ass. I was massaging her clit with one hand while tongue deep in her butt. It actually wasn't as bad as I thought. I'd highly recommend.

So after she gets off, I'm standing there with a world record for largest boner in cargo shorts. I'm kind of waiting for her to start taking charge, but it was obvious what was about to happen. She asked me to come lay down and cuddle some more. Then, she asked if I wanted to hang out again tomorrow. She said she wanted to go hiking early in the morning, so she had to get to bed.

So here I am, still with a partial boner, writing you a post. A better man would have probably taken her by force and made her love every second of it. I, on the other hand, have a date with her tomorrow. If I don't at least get my balls rubbed, I'm done with women forever.

veiny nipples? wot?

Were her boobies like bags of sand?

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06-22-2008 , 06:45 PM

#160

zinn0

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,933

Say it ain't so!

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06-22-2008 , 06:46 PM

#161

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

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Originally Posted by SBR

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/ball-up-/

http://www.myspace.com/mfarfan18

lmao

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06-22-2008 , 06:50 PM

#162

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

you suck kcb!!!!!! grrr

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06-22-2008 , 07:03 PM

#163

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

All you had to say was "Open..." and it was happening. Jesus, at least **** them terts.

Not at all What Jesus Would Do...

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06-22-2008 , 07:21 PM

#164

naan

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 196

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Originally Posted by SBR

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/ball-up-/

http://www.myspace.com/mfarfan18

I don't have myspace so i really can't verify. Is it the same girl or does she just look like it and is it all an eerie coincidence that she does and this guy does BJJ?

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06-22-2008 , 07:26 PM

#165

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

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Originally Posted by naan

I don't have myspace so i really can't verify. Is it the same girl or does she just look like it and is it all an eerie coincidence that she does and this guy does BJJ?

no its the same girl. she has that exact pic on her myspace. and TONS of others.

apparently shes a latina in the navy that loves her husband

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06-22-2008 , 07:27 PM

#166

Handwerpen

Guest

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Even if the story is bull****, OP surely made a helluva good read of it

Mad respect if you made this all up and had 4L hooked to your fantasies

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06-22-2008 , 07:29 PM

#167

findingneema

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,759

lol trainwreckaments

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06-22-2008 , 07:34 PM

#168

Fels krone

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 421

this has been a very inspiring thread.

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06-22-2008 , 07:35 PM

#169

naan

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 196

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Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

no its the same girl. she has that exact pic on her myspace. and TONS of others.

apparently shes a latina in the navy that loves her husband

Okay, thought as much.

Explain yourself OP!

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06-22-2008 , 07:37 PM

#170

The4thFilm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 13,472

so why didn't he bang her after he ate her ass?

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06-22-2008 , 07:42 PM

#171

Robin van Persie

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 315

Epic fail

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06-22-2008 , 07:43 PM

#172

Fels krone

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 421

Does anyone see something wrong with PMing this girl with a link to this thread?

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06-22-2008 , 07:43 PM

#173

mrh86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,838

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Originally Posted by The4thFilm

so why didn't he bang her after he ate her ass?

He got played obviously. Don't you ever make girls lick your ass and then kick them out?

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06-22-2008 , 09:01 PM

#174

naan

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 196

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Originally Posted by Fels krone

Does anyone see something wrong with PMing this girl with a link to this thread?

No. Go right ahead.

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06-22-2008 , 09:50 PM

#175

klaching

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 389

****in detectives on this ****.... nice work... OP better luck next time

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