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Old 06-22-2008, 05:26 PM   #151
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

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Seems standard that you get her all naked and give her action and are left with a some blue balls.
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:44 PM   #152
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

please tell me you're gonna mash it beyond repair.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:06 PM   #153
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Epic story so far OP, keep it coming. Went to a catholic High school, so I know exactly how uptight some of the girls can be. Lucky yours doesn't seem like a total *****.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:10 PM   #154
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:13 PM   #155
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sounds legit to me. i say bash beyond repair, wait a few weeks... bash again.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:27 PM   #156
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

That chick is a poster on an MMA forum www.sherdog.com i think her handle there is Balls Up!! or something stupid like that. I think she's married. So this story is 100% bull****

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The chick called earlier this morning, but I skipped out on hiking in lieu of BJJ. I think I'm going to see her later on tonight. This is eerily starting to feel like a relationship.

Also, she only has two other pics on her MyS and I posted the best one. The others were like cell phone pics of her with some other people and were kinda fuzzy.
This seals the deal as BJJ = major part of MMA so OP probably posts on Sherdog too.

Nice try OP but... yeah...

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Old 06-22-2008, 06:37 PM   #157
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

yeah not really down for licking the pooper
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:41 PM   #158
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That chick is a poster on an MMA forum www.sherdog.com i think her handle there is Balls Up!! or something stupid like that. I think she's married. So this story is 100% bull****



This seals the deal as BJJ = major part of MMA so OP probably posts on Sherdog too.

Nice try OP but... yeah...

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http://www.sherdog.net/forums/members/ball-up-/

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Old 06-22-2008, 06:41 PM   #159
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MAJOR UPDATE:

I drive home for lunch and see that she's still on my couch. I thanked her for driving me home and said next time I'll be the DD so she can drink, which led to her telling me about how she doesn't drink anymore. She apparently partied a lot in college and nearly got kicked out. Sometime after that she found Jesus.

I drove her back to her car and said I added her to MyS. Well, I get back to work and do my daily 1 hour post-lunch web surfing session and see that she's online. I send her a message and she immediately responds. I don't know why and I know I'm a major dickhead for this, but I told her that I liked her. I said she seemed like a special girl and when she had time I wanted to hang out again.

I got home from work around 5:45 and just mostly wanted to lounge around. I was still kind of hung over, to be honest. The chick calls me at like 7PM and wants to go see The Happening at 7:20. I took a fellow 2p2'ers advice and rubbed a quick one out, just in case. The movie sucked, by the way. The idea of people horrifically and inexplicably killing themselves is so bad ass, but unfortunately plants just aren't scary. Get a clue M. Night Shymalan.

Afterwards we go back to her apartment. We did a lot of talking and cuddling. Right then, I knew I shouldn't have told her I liked her. I couldn't help it. I was horny and needed something to get her on the line. Cuddling soon turned into making out. Instead of flipping her over like a pro wrestler going for the Boston Crab, I took the opposite approach. I rubbed gently around her breasts above the shirt, kissed all over her neck and breathed lightly into her ears. I had dated a Christian girl in high school and I learned that the important thing is not moving too fast and scaring them away.

I noticed as I was kissing on her neck she was applying downward pressure to my shoulders. I started sucking on her tits which was out of this ****ing world. Her nipples were absolutely perfect. Not veiny, not bumpy, not too big. Just right. Then, testing my boundries, I kissed around on her stomach, going lower and lower. I figured if she felt uncomfortable she'd let me know with her body language.

So by now I have her pants around her ankles and I'm eating her out. She's cleanly shaven for the most part, just a little patch above the vagine. I was okay with that. My pussy eating game was a little off since I hadn't had a steady girlfriend in a while, but she seemed to enjoy herself. I upped the anty a little bit and put my tongue at the very edge of her ass hole. In a matter of seconds my horny rage took over and my entire tongue was all over her ass. I was massaging her clit with one hand while tongue deep in her butt. It actually wasn't as bad as I thought. I'd highly recommend.

So after she gets off, I'm standing there with a world record for largest boner in cargo shorts. I'm kind of waiting for her to start taking charge, but it was obvious what was about to happen. She asked me to come lay down and cuddle some more. Then, she asked if I wanted to hang out again tomorrow. She said she wanted to go hiking early in the morning, so she had to get to bed.

So here I am, still with a partial boner, writing you a post. A better man would have probably taken her by force and made her love every second of it. I, on the other hand, have a date with her tomorrow. If I don't at least get my balls rubbed, I'm done with women forever.
veiny nipples? wot?


Were her boobies like bags of sand?
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:45 PM   #160
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Say it ain't so!
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:46 PM   #161
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lmao

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Old 06-22-2008, 06:50 PM   #162
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you suck kcb!!!!!! grrr

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Old 06-22-2008, 07:03 PM   #163
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

All you had to say was "Open..." and it was happening. Jesus, at least **** them terts.


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Old 06-22-2008, 07:21 PM   #164
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

I don't have myspace so i really can't verify. Is it the same girl or does she just look like it and is it all an eerie coincidence that she does and this guy does BJJ?
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:26 PM   #165
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I don't have myspace so i really can't verify. Is it the same girl or does she just look like it and is it all an eerie coincidence that she does and this guy does BJJ?
no its the same girl. she has that exact pic on her myspace. and TONS of others.

apparently shes a latina in the navy that loves her husband
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:27 PM   #166
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Even if the story is bull****, OP surely made a helluva good read of it

Mad respect if you made this all up and had 4L hooked to your fantasies
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:29 PM   #167
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lol trainwreckaments
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:34 PM   #168
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

this has been a very inspiring thread.
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:35 PM   #169
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no its the same girl. she has that exact pic on her myspace. and TONS of others.

apparently shes a latina in the navy that loves her husband
Okay, thought as much.

Explain yourself OP!
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:37 PM   #170
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so why didn't he bang her after he ate her ass?
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:42 PM   #171
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Epic fail
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:43 PM   #172
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Does anyone see something wrong with PMing this girl with a link to this thread?
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:43 PM   #173
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so why didn't he bang her after he ate her ass?
He got played obviously. Don't you ever make girls lick your ass and then kick them out?
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:01 PM   #174
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Does anyone see something wrong with PMing this girl with a link to this thread?
No. Go right ahead.
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:50 PM   #175
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****in detectives on this ****.... nice work... OP better luck next time
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