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Old 06-20-2008, 05:16 PM   #76
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

id just like for you to explain how the fk you did not sex this beautifully big titted woman
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:17 PM   #77
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:18 PM   #78
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voted down to 4 stars.

sick burn
I am waiting to vote until we get more pics/story.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:20 PM   #79
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o wow i didnt see that pic. yeah this is never happening.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:20 PM   #80
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yeah I'm confused too... didn't you talk to her before leaving? are you a ninja and just snuck out or something?


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Old 06-20-2008, 05:20 PM   #81
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SAYS U?!?!? U MAKE THREADS WITHOUT PICS
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:33 PM   #82
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o wow i didnt see that pic. yeah this is never happening.
A life without hope for the impossible is a life without a purpose for living.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:40 PM   #83
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that womans tits are heavenly. and her face is gorg. if you bang this chick she will be really disappointed!
Think this is possible too.

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have a shower, steam yourself up, stroke it so your **** is semi hard but not 100% erect, and then walk out naked. When you see her, act really surprised, as if you thought she had left. Then casually go get dressed, come back out, and say nonchalantly, "well now that you've seen me naked, I think it's only fair..."
This is great advice, i use it all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:58 PM   #84
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

terts, face, luckyyy
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:26 PM   #85
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you just should have made a move on her when you were semi drunk . Its a huge ice breaker !If she didn't go for it then she never will and just saves you time and effort and when you woke up you just could have been like , im sorry you were just to hott<3
Meh, drunk charms are much more likely to work on people that are also under the influence of alcohol.

More pics from Myspace plz, also detailed analysis of htf you did it if you actually make anything happen here, Jesus chicks that don't drink are like the bane of my existence.
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:31 PM   #86
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

just bring some cool colourful flowers now that you get home and bone her
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:49 PM   #87
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

I just want to say that kcb is easily the best poster in bbv4l and that's one of the hottest chubby looking chicks I've ever seen
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:43 PM   #88
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Meh, drunk charms are much more likely to work on people that are also under the influence of alcohol.

More pics from Myspace plz, also detailed analysis of htf you did it if you actually make anything happen here, Jesus chicks that don't drink are like the bane of my existence.
QFT

I've lived in the same place for almost 5 years, a 3 bedroom house with one constant roommate and the other changing every year. One year, we had this Asian ***** who loved Jesus, didn't drink, and I had to share a bathroom with. My roommate (who was the original tenant), let her sign the sublease while I was out of town. I met her at a bar downtown when I got back, and I knew we were in trouble when she drank water the whole ****ing time. The ***** had just graduated from Berkeley in biology, was working in a cancer lab, and applying to grad school, and she "wasn't sure about evolution." God, it puts me on life tilt just thinking about her.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:52 PM   #89
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

there is probably an 80% chance that this all is complete utter bullsht.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:53 PM   #90
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there is probably an 80% chance that this all is complete utter bullsht.
Considering OP.. Probably about 0% chance you noob.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:37 PM   #91
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Sort of OT, but I was at Walmart last night and there was this smokin' hot black girl with her bf at the checkout. I wouldn't have thought much of it, but this red outfit she had on, you could quite clearly make out that she was not wearing a bra, as well as exactly how large her entire nipples/aeriolas (sp) were.

Excellent shape, too. High marks all around. A touch on the small side (I'd say small C cups), but that could be attributed to the no bra thing. All around, I'd give her boobs an A-. Very strong A-, but still an A-.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:16 PM   #92
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I'd give her boobs an A-. Very strong A-, but still an A-.
Wtf is a very strong A-?? vs a weak A-??
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:53 PM   #93
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Wtf is a very strong A-?? vs a weak A-??
A 93 vs. a 90 IMO.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:23 PM   #94
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:03 AM   #95
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MAJOR UPDATE:

I drive home for lunch and see that she's still on my couch. I thanked her for driving me home and said next time I'll be the DD so she can drink, which led to her telling me about how she doesn't drink anymore. She apparently partied a lot in college and nearly got kicked out. Sometime after that she found Jesus.

I drove her back to her car and said I added her to MyS. Well, I get back to work and do my daily 1 hour post-lunch web surfing session and see that she's online. I send her a message and she immediately responds. I don't know why and I know I'm a major dickhead for this, but I told her that I liked her. I said she seemed like a special girl and when she had time I wanted to hang out again.

I got home from work around 5:45 and just mostly wanted to lounge around. I was still kind of hung over, to be honest. The chick calls me at like 7PM and wants to go see The Happening at 7:20. I took a fellow 2p2'ers advice and rubbed a quick one out, just in case. The movie sucked, by the way. The idea of people horrifically and inexplicably killing themselves is so bad ass, but unfortunately plants just aren't scary. Get a clue M. Night Shymalan.

Afterwards we go back to her apartment. We did a lot of talking and cuddling. Right then, I knew I shouldn't have told her I liked her. I couldn't help it. I was horny and needed something to get her on the line. Cuddling soon turned into making out. Instead of flipping her over like a pro wrestler going for the Boston Crab, I took the opposite approach. I rubbed gently around her breasts above the shirt, kissed all over her neck and breathed lightly into her ears. I had dated a Christian girl in high school and I learned that the important thing is not moving too fast and scaring them away.

I noticed as I was kissing on her neck she was applying downward pressure to my shoulders. I started sucking on her tits which was out of this ****ing world. Her nipples were absolutely perfect. Not veiny, not bumpy, not too big. Just right. Then, testing my boundries, I kissed around on her stomach, going lower and lower. I figured if she felt uncomfortable she'd let me know with her body language.

So by now I have her pants around her ankles and I'm eating her out. She's cleanly shaven for the most part, just a little patch above the vagine. I was okay with that. My pussy eating game was a little off since I hadn't had a steady girlfriend in a while, but she seemed to enjoy herself. I upped the anty a little bit and put my tongue at the very edge of her ass hole. In a matter of seconds my horny rage took over and my entire tongue was all over her ass. I was massaging her clit with one hand while tongue deep in her butt. It actually wasn't as bad as I thought. I'd highly recommend.

So after she gets off, I'm standing there with a world record for largest boner in cargo shorts. I'm kind of waiting for her to start taking charge, but it was obvious what was about to happen. She asked me to come lay down and cuddle some more. Then, she asked if I wanted to hang out again tomorrow. She said she wanted to go hiking early in the morning, so she had to get to bed.

So here I am, still with a partial boner, writing you a post. A better man would have probably taken her by force and made her love every second of it. I, on the other hand, have a date with her tomorrow. If I don't at least get my balls rubbed, I'm done with women forever.
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:08 AM   #96
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

more pics from her myspace plz kthnx
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:09 AM   #97
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good work... and oh yeah...moar pics
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:09 AM   #98
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wooow
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:10 AM   #99
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I call BS
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:11 AM   #100
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lol that was great.
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