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Old 06-20-2008, 10:21 AM   #51
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have a shower, steam yourself up, stroke it so your **** is semi hard but not 100% erect, and then walk out naked. When you see her, ask really surprised, as if you thought she had left. Then casually go get dressed, come back out, and say nonchalantly, "well now that you've seen me naked, I think it's only fair..."
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:38 AM   #52
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I hear christians do it in the butt
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:38 AM   #53
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

wtf???

do you have that hereditary condition that makes enough hair grow on face so that you are one of those "monkey people"?
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:48 AM   #54
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wtf???

do you have that hereditary condition that makes enough hair grow on face so that you are one of those "monkey people"?
Yes.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:56 AM   #55
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

only water or coke all night = bad for your chances, probably just give up on the hand

you could be friends though if you want to, but the sexytime has been eradicated by the jesusy vibes
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:00 AM   #56
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A new chick came in today to interview for one of the free Customer Support positions.
You're in luck. If she's dumb enough to not know that she could get paid doing customer support, you could probably convince her to do anything.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:05 AM   #57
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

you just should have made a move on her when you were semi drunk . Its a huge ice breaker !If she didn't go for it then she never will and just saves you time and effort and when you woke up you just could have been like , im sorry you were just to hott<3


lol

shes pretty hot tho !
Good luck !
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:34 AM   #58
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:45 AM   #59
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:07 PM   #60
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I'm pretty sure she's still at my apartment, as she has no way to get to her car.
wait, so you went out together, you got drunk and she drove you home in *your* car, you went to sleep and she just crashed on your couch?

then when you woke up, you just like, left her at your apartment and you aren't sure if she has left yet or not?
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:59 PM   #61
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wait, so you went out together, you got drunk and she drove you home in *your* car, you went to sleep and she just crashed on your couch?

then when you woke up, you just like, left her at your apartment and you aren't sure if she has left yet or not?
Pretty much, yes. I'm going home for lunch soon. I have a feeling she's going to be wearing one of my shirts and watching soap operas for some reason.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:24 PM   #62
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

i thought she worked with you ? did she get fired from her non paying job ?
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:13 PM   #63
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i thought she worked with you ? did she get fired from her non paying job ?
She just interviewed yesterday. She wasn't officially offered anything yet.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:19 PM   #64
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

this thread took a turn for the awesome

if she really wants a job, she knows what she needs to do....................BJ
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:19 PM   #65
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Pretty much, yes. I'm going home for lunch soon. I have a feeling she's going to be wearing one of my shirts and watching soap operas for some reason.
She's going to make you a sandwich and give you the jesus talk.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:20 PM   #66
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She just interviewed yesterday. She wasn't officially offered anything yet.
"I've got a vacancy she can fill!"

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Old 06-20-2008, 02:29 PM   #67
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

oh man ! your in charge of training her , maybe she thinks you have pull in actually getting her a job !

I say you talk to your boss and get her a job and then tell her and then make a move !
so how much pull do you got ?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:09 PM   #68
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:12 PM   #69
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A new chick came in today to interview for one of the free Customer Support positions.
I don't understand why she would work for free.

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Old 06-20-2008, 03:25 PM   #70
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Post-Lunch Break update?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:33 PM   #71
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"I've got a vacancy she can fill!"

Amazing.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:08 PM   #72
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

OP got cockblocked by Jesus imo
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:58 PM   #73
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She drove me home, but I slept in my bed and she stayed on the couch.
Not very gentlemanly of you.

Also, was your t-shirt/soap opera prediction proven true?
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:59 PM   #74
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

voted down to 4 stars.

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Old 06-20-2008, 05:12 PM   #75
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Pretty much, yes. I'm going home for lunch soon. I have a feeling she's going to be wearing one of my shirts and watching soap operas for some reason.
yeah I'm confused too... didn't you talk to her before leaving? are you a ninja and just snuck out or something?
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