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Old 06-19-2008, 06:35 PM   #26
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kcb, what is your work? oh, and shave that scraggly beard. odds of motorboating those terts will go way up.
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I'm a Project Manager for a mobile software firm. Guess how many PM's are at this company? You guessed it, just me. I can get away with murder.
I would shave it and start combing my hair, but I quit caring about what I look like a long time ago.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:37 PM   #27
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I would shave it and start combing my hair, but I quit caring about what I look like a long time ago.
yes, but she didn't. girls don't want to think about that scruffiness when you go down on them.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:40 PM   #28
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yes, but she didn't. girls don't want to think about that scruffiness when you go down on them.
You have a point, my man.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:43 PM   #29
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oh, and shave that scraggly beard. odds of motorboating those terts will go way up.
But.. His indie credibility!!

Besides, if he shaves his beard, how will she have sex with him and think she's dealing with her daddy issues at the same time?

Beard must stay afaik if sexytime is to ensue.

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You have a point, my man.
Yeah, that's why there's a term for mustache rides afterall..

Idiots itt iyam

Seriously finding, have you ever met or talked to a girl?
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:46 PM   #30
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But.. His indie credibility!!

Besides, if he shaves his beard, how will she have sex with him and think she's dealing with her daddy issues at the same time?

Beard must stay afaik if sexytime is to ensue.



Yeah, that's why there's a term for mustache rides afterall..

Idiots itt iyam

Seriously finding, have you ever met or talked to a girl?
dude, ****. i cant even, ****, what?
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:52 PM   #31
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Besides, if he shaves his beard, how will she have sex with him and think she's dealing with her daddy issues at the same time?
LOL
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:54 PM   #32
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wtf more pics please.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:57 PM   #33
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:57 PM   #34
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

post pics of nekkid terts- it'll be worth the points
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:01 PM   #35
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

kcb is pretty much the master when it comes to nailing chicks he doesn't even know, imo.

I'm sure there will be an epic tr up in hurrrr asap.

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Old 06-19-2008, 07:06 PM   #36
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that womans tits are heavenly. and her face is gorg. if you dont bang this chick i will be really disappointed!
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:28 PM   #37
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not bad
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:40 PM   #38
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step up

this is your time brah
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:40 PM   #39
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those are some fine teets indeed
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:47 PM   #40
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absolutely no chance this is the girl who came into his work.....none
this.
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:54 PM   #41
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:55 PM   #42
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Seriously finding, have you ever met or talked to a girl?
Yes, plenty. I was very blessed to go to college at an SEC school, where the girls are ridiculously hot across the board. Seriously, the first three weeks I wondered if they even let fat girls in, given that I hadn't seen any.

I don't shave everyday, but generally won't go more than a week, when the itchiness has finally gotten to me. Almost every gf I've had has remarked that when kissing or downstairs, any more beard than just stubble is annoying. Now, some girls dig that ****, but they're in minority.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:09 PM   #43
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good luck kcb!
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:54 PM   #44
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more pixs please
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:05 PM   #45
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Don't shave your beard. She wants to fantasize about straddling Jesus'es ding dong.
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:16 AM   #46
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Yeah, she looks like a Christian.
lol WAT

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She's actually hot... wtf!

KCB delivers.

[ ] Kevroc is surprised
[ ] Blotkis is concerned
[x] Most likely hotter than ATC's girl he lost to shoe-boy
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:07 AM   #47
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

Quick update, ldo:

Went out for a few drinks. Sure enough, she had water or coke the entire night. I got completely sloshed and am now hung over. She drove me home, but I slept in my bed and she stayed on the couch. I'm not sure what this means, but she's getting uncomfortably close to the friend zone.

I walked into the kitchen with a morning boner, look up and see her sleeping on the couch. Of course she wakes up right before I can turn around, so I quick step it out of sight and tuck that **** up into my waist line and find a shirt.

I'm pretty sure she's still at my apartment, as she has no way to get to her car. I'm not sure how to play this. Check/folding isn't an option, as her terts were on full display last night and I think I'm in love.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:12 AM   #48
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

all in LDO
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:16 AM   #49
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Re: Saw amazing terts at work.

have a shower, steam yourself up, stroke it so your **** is semi hard but not 100% erect, and then walk out naked. When you see her, act really surprised, as if you thought she had left. Then casually go get dressed, come back out, and say nonchalantly, "well now that you've seen me naked, I think it's only fair..."
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:18 AM   #50
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She got you drunk and didn't take advantage of you? Her move will probably involve introducing you to Jesus.
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