I would shave it and start combing my hair, but I quit caring about what I look like a long time ago.

yes, but she didn't. girls don't want to think about that scruffiness when you go down on them.

You have a point, my man.

But.. His indie credibility!!

Besides, if he shaves his beard, how will she have sex with him and think she's dealing with her daddy issues at the same time?

Beard must stay afaik if sexytime is to ensue.

Yeah, that's why there's a term for mustache rides afterall..

Idiots itt iyam

Seriously finding, have you ever met or talked to a girl?

dude, ****. i cant even, ****, what?

LOL

wtf more pics please.

post pics of nekkid terts- it'll be worth the points

kcb is pretty much the master when it comes to nailing chicks he doesn't even know, imo.

I'm sure there will be an epic tr up in hurrrr asap.

gogogo

that womans tits are heavenly. and her face is gorg. if you dont bang this chick i will be really disappointed!

not bad

step up

this is your time brah

those are some fine teets indeed

this.

hahahahaha

Yes, plenty. I was very blessed to go to college at an SEC school, where the girls are ridiculously hot across the board. Seriously, the first three weeks I wondered if they even let fat girls in, given that I hadn't seen any.

I don't shave everyday, but generally won't go more than a week, when the itchiness has finally gotten to me. Almost every gf I've had has remarked that when kissing or downstairs, any more beard than just stubble is annoying. Now, some girls dig that ****, but they're in minority.

good luck kcb!

more pixs please

Don't shave your beard. She wants to fantasize about straddling Jesus'es ding dong.

lol WAT


KCB delivers.

[ ] Kevroc is surprised
[ ] Blotkis is concerned
[x] Most likely hotter than ATC's girl he lost to shoe-boy

Quick update, ldo:

Went out for a few drinks. Sure enough, she had water or coke the entire night. I got completely sloshed and am now hung over. She drove me home, but I slept in my bed and she stayed on the couch. I'm not sure what this means, but she's getting uncomfortably close to the friend zone.

I walked into the kitchen with a morning boner, look up and see her sleeping on the couch. Of course she wakes up right before I can turn around, so I quick step it out of sight and tuck that **** up into my waist line and find a shirt.

I'm pretty sure she's still at my apartment, as she has no way to get to her car. I'm not sure how to play this. Check/folding isn't an option, as her terts were on full display last night and I think I'm in love.

all in LDO

have a shower, steam yourself up, stroke it so your **** is semi hard but not 100% erect, and then walk out naked. When you see her, act really surprised, as if you thought she had left. Then casually go get dressed, come back out, and say nonchalantly, "well now that you've seen me naked, I think it's only fair..."

She got you drunk and didn't take advantage of you? Her move will probably involve introducing you to Jesus.