At first I was like...
... but then was like...
AFAIK.
A new chick came in today to interview for one of the free Customer Support positions. My boss was showing her around, you know, doing the usual meet and greet thing and I just could not help myself. I stared right at her tits the entire time. I think I'm going to be in charge of training her, so that gives me ample opportunity to get up in that ass.
She seemed to take to me more than the other people in the office. I told her a bunch of us were going somewhere for lunch and invited her. She went and talked to me most of the time, asked about my "situation" and what I did in town for fun. She moved here a few months ago. She graduated last semester and just lived off the rest of her loan money until she found a job.
I got a hint that she might be a God fearing, psycho chick because she asked me if I went to church. I was like "Nope, but hey, do you want to go out for some drinks tonight. 2 for 1 at [my favorite bar], amirite?" She agreed, but that church talk definitely sent up a red flag. I'll keep you guys posted.
Sorry, no pics as of yet.