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How do I get the Unabomber's (not Phil Laak's) autograph? How do I get the Unabomber's (not Phil Laak's) autograph?

05-03-2010 , 08:14 PM
Is it possible to get an autograph from the real Unabomber guy, I think his name is Ted Kaczynski. Isn't he in some max-security prison in Idaho or somewhere? I'm trying to update my autograph collection of wierd people. Do they let you just show up at the prison and ask to meet him or what?
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05-03-2010 , 08:17 PM
who else do you have in your collection?
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05-03-2010 , 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TiltNRun
who else do you have in your collection?
john wayne gacy, jeffery dahmor, tim mcvey, ted bundy, al bundy...
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05-03-2010 , 08:34 PM
He's actually in a supermax facility outside of Florence, Colorado.

You could try writing to him, but you would probably have to do something to impress him before he would respond...
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05-03-2010 , 08:34 PM
Try writing to him in prison.

Prisoners have later married women they 'met' through letters.

Maybe you will get lucky and he will make you his bitch, because you obviously want that.
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05-03-2010 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TiltNRun
who else do you have in your collection?
"Wierd Al" Yankovic
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05-03-2010 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams
He's actually in a supermax facility outside of Florence, Colorado.

You could try writing to him, but you would probably have to do something to impress him before he would respond...
Yeah, I thought of that and wasn't sure what line to take. If I tried to sympathize with him he'd probably read right thru that. I wonder if my best bet is just to be honest and write him and say I want his autograph. Would prison officials let him pass an autograph to a visitor?
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05-03-2010 , 08:51 PM
The 10/20 game at the Bellagio imo.
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05-03-2010 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by crsseyed
"Wierd Al" Yankovic
His crimes against music are more horrifying that what the unabomber ever thought about doing.
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05-03-2010 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by crsseyed
Yeah, I thought of that and wasn't sure what line to take. If I tried to sympathize with him he'd probably read right thru that. I wonder if my best bet is just to be honest and write him and say I want his autograph. Would prison officials let him pass an autograph to a visitor?
you misinterpreted what i meant by impress
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05-03-2010 , 09:00 PM
this one was on ebay

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05-03-2010 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by crsseyed
Is it possible to get an autograph from the real Unabomber guy, I think his name is Ted Kaczynski. Isn't he in some max-security prison in Idaho or somewhere? I'm trying to update my autograph collection of wierd people. Do they let you just show up at the prison and ask to meet him or what?
Send him a picture of BILF.
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05-05-2010 , 09:19 AM
writing to someone in a supermax prison will get you added to the no-fly/cavity-search-on-site list, imo.
they are prolly watching you right now, just for the OP...
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05-05-2010 , 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by wiggler
this one was on ebay

lol
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05-05-2010 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by MiscDirection
lol
WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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05-05-2010 , 11:06 AM
Send him a check for $5 and when he cashes it request the check from the bank and he will have signed the back to endorse it.

Unless he just stamps it with the name of his Cayman Island holding company like I do, then in that case your screwed.
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05-05-2010 , 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by voyamatarte
WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
no u
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05-05-2010 , 07:55 PM
1. kill random guy
2. continue in prison
3. don't stop until you're at his block
4. rape him
5. profit?
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05-06-2010 , 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by wellju
1. kill random guy
2. continue in prison
3. don't stop until you're at his block
4. rape him
5. profit?
All that does is get him YOUR autograph.
fail.
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03-16-2019 , 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by crsseyed
Is it possible to get an autograph from the real Unabomber guy, I think his name is Ted Kaczynski. Isn't he in some max-security prison in Idaho or somewhere? I'm trying to update my autograph collection of wierd people. Do they let you just show up at the prison and ask to meet him or what?

crsseyed, did you ever get the autograph for the unabomber? Let me know if you're still looking for it.
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03-16-2019 , 08:53 PM
solid 1st post
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