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Old 04-15-2016, 02:13 AM   #51
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in high school i was top of my class academically and one spring day whilst gazing out the window i saw a black notebook fall from the sky seemingly from nowhere. after class i picked it up and it had a bunch of strange rules written in it, like someone crazy created it. "any name written in this notebook will die"? nobody could believe that. just a sick joke from some pathetic weirdo.

that night, while watching the local news on tv in my bedroom, i saw a report about a car chase through downtown los angeles and the fox affiliate broadcast the name and face of the fugitive. so i thought "ok" and wrote it in the notebook as per the instructions. i never expected that 45 seconds later the car chase would be over and a god of death would be looming over me, telling me about the contract i just entered into.

it was at that point that i knew it was just a hoax some idiot with a blank notebook came up with because he was bored, and i decided to ignore it. threw the notebook in the trash and forgot about the whole ordeal. i've been haunted by that damn shinigami ever since but he's hilarious so it's ok
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:56 PM   #52
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Bravo. The 6 facts are 5 ⭐️. Would laugh again

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Old 05-12-2016, 04:42 PM   #53
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i graduated from the university of harvard. top of my class. i know everything about it
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Old 05-12-2016, 05:00 PM   #54
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i know that it's near new york
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Old 06-06-2016, 11:11 PM   #55
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GTFO with this bull****. You dropped out of the Rhode Island School of Design less than a year into your Masters program. PhD my ass. You're a god damn liar. And I've seen you tip like 48¢ at Starbucks.
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Old 06-07-2016, 11:19 AM   #56
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I can't open it any more, SA...but one of your pictures in the bodybuilding thread actually made me puke a little this morning. FOR REAL.

I thought you'd want to know.
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Old 06-07-2016, 11:24 AM   #57
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vomiting is an easy and effective way to get your body ready for summer
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Old 06-07-2016, 11:39 AM   #58
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I hear that bulimics don't usually lose weight. I was thinking about trying anorexia or intravenous drug use.

Please advise.
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Old 06-07-2016, 11:47 AM   #59
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painkillers are a great way to lose weight via anorexia. now, instead of hunger pains it's just an odd cool feeling in your gut
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Old 06-07-2016, 11:59 AM   #60
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:05 PM   #61
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I hear that bulimics don't usually lose weight. I was thinking about trying anorexia or intravenous drug use.

Please advise.
well, a lot of bulimics binge before they purge, and digestion starts in the mouth, so even if they ate 6 donuts and threw them up immediately their body would still pick up some calories from the whole experience.

meanwhile, the anorexic smartly avoids this dilemma entirely.
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Old 08-08-2016, 03:13 PM   #62
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i was seal team 5, actually. one better, and way more secret.
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Old 08-08-2016, 05:21 PM   #63
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I'd brag about my days in SAD/SOG, but all of my missions have been officially disavowed.
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:29 PM   #64
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:38 PM   #65
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Seal Team 5
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:49 PM   #66
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Old 08-13-2016, 08:46 PM   #67
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So am I a pretty girl too? I think there should be one real handsome guy in there to rep me honestly. Please fix asap. Thx
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Old 08-13-2016, 09:45 PM   #68
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So am I a pretty girl too? I think there should be one real handsome guy in there to rep me honestly. Please fix asap. Thx
no because then i couldn't be tyra
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Old 08-13-2016, 10:16 PM   #69
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no because then i couldn't be tyra
Whilst I admit i did not think of this when i made my initial request, i feel very strongly that you infact could do/be anything you set your mind to

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Old 12-04-2016, 01:26 AM   #70
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bump for more war stories
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Old 12-04-2016, 06:11 AM   #71
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I feel like this should be "sited" in another relevant thread...
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:35 PM   #72
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:52 PM   #73
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i'm watching on the news this battle for mosul, fighting in the streets, block by block, with machine guns, explosives, and psychological boobytraps like a toy doll on a string falling from the ceiling or a bucket of boiling oil balanced on the top of a door. it reminds me when i was in mosul not long ago, going on night raids in the crowded slums with my retro hockey goalie mask and chainsaw. but those were simpler times. we fought with honor. and a technological advantage that gave us the power of the gods.
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Old 12-04-2016, 11:51 PM   #74
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I feel like this should be "sited" in another relevant thread...
it's pointless to engage AZ because he's obviously a russian agent. but more like a contractor; a hired provocateur. i've seen hundreds in my time as a high level intelligence officer deep undercover. hell, i've even hired a few myself when the right community needed to be destabilized. but this one seems even more single dimensional than a guy in an internet cafe logging into 50 social media accounts a day. from my professional analysis, with lots of stolen expensive software on my ipad, he's 70% a computer script "bot" and 30% a guy in india or rural russia posting for 1c/word
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Old 12-04-2016, 11:57 PM   #75
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Seriously bro if you've got a daily/weekly/monthly newsletter I'd love to subscribe


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