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Originally Posted by Majik1973
Describe in detail what the worst of your 147 jobs was. Omit nothing. Duties, sexual services to the boss to stay employed, fights with staff or what eva.
worst job ever was definitely when i lived at a monastery for 10 years. they made me sweep up outside with a straw broom. the outside is always gonna have dirt on it, that's literally the definition of outside. and i would have to carry buckets of water up like 10,000 steps any time somebody wanted water. and sometimes the older guys would ask for water then just throw it at me when i got back. and master pai mei was the worst, he'd try to teach me to fight but he said i was too new to use weapons, but then he would use tons of weapons against me and run on the tops of the trees with birdlike agility, i couldn't do any of that bull**** so i got my ass kicked a lot at first.
hmmm what else... they would make me go out into the jungle to kill tigers with no tools, just using pressure points and **** to make its heart explode. which was really tough because a lot of those tigers were endangered at the time, and i just left their bodies out there to rot. i was basically the resident pest exterminator for some time. they once made me murder an entire tribe of gorillas because they were making too much noise. which was ridiculous because they all already knew sign language. the baby gorillas kept signing "why?" the whole time; it was really upsetting.