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Old 04-13-2014, 03:14 PM   #2351
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I wish I knew how to ride a motorcycle.
Bold confession, imo.
So you even bicycle?
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Old 04-13-2014, 05:17 PM   #2352
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Re: The question of the day thread

Photographic Memory would be nice to combine with Time Travel .
Lots of parlays!
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:01 PM   #2353
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Photographic Memory would be nice to combine with Time Travel .
Lots of parlays!
So you want to remember what it was like passing through mon's vagina or relive over and over again the pile of dog poop you stepped on?
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:37 PM   #2354
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I wish I had the skillz to be a crusher of high stakes online and live poker .

I know it's a bit strange wanting this on a poker forum, but there you go.
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Old 04-13-2014, 08:15 PM   #2355
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I always thought mind reading or foresight would be pretty epic gifts to have.
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Old 04-13-2014, 08:41 PM   #2356
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Re: The question of the day thread

A valiant effort on trying to answer a very down to earth question people.

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Old 04-13-2014, 08:51 PM   #2357
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I always thought foreskin would be pretty epic
Ummm, wat?
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:10 PM   #2358
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A valiant effort on trying to answer a very down to earth question people.

teleportation is a skill bro. It's a very difficult one

yes, the intention was for basic stuff, like the two examples I gave but no one ever listens to me

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Old 04-13-2014, 10:46 PM   #2359
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Alright, damn.
Kung-fu skills would be awesome.
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Old 04-14-2014, 08:46 AM   #2360
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Speaking loads of languages and then ventriloquism or voice throwing.

Saying that, circular breathing sounds cool and useless. I wish I could do that.
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Old 04-14-2014, 03:20 PM   #2361
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So you want to remember what it was like passing through mon's vagina or relive over and over again the pile of dog poop you stepped on?
I was thinking to more like last week. (no dog poo)
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Old 04-16-2014, 05:59 AM   #2362
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD

If you were in a life or death situation, would you rather save your spouse or your child?


I think I would probably save my spouse, especially if the child were young, cos you could still have more. I know it's a hard choice but it would be more logical to save someone you've cared about for longer, especially if you could create more children anyway.
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Old 04-16-2014, 06:04 AM   #2363
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child ainec. This is from someone that doesn't have or want children.
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:42 AM   #2364
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Do you even ? Child obvs. No need for explanations... I imagine your spouse saying "save me so we can **** and have moar kids afterwards pls, bb".


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Old 04-16-2014, 07:58 AM   #2365
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Old 04-16-2014, 08:59 AM   #2366
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i'd save myself
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Old 04-16-2014, 11:06 AM   #2367
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Save my Laptop.
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Old 04-16-2014, 11:17 AM   #2368
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Save my Laptop.
well that's probably helped produce a lot of 'potential' children...
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Old 04-16-2014, 11:18 AM   #2369
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as a person with no child or spouse I chose bastard. If forced to a decision I would let all of us die so we could be together in hell
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Old 04-16-2014, 02:02 PM   #2370
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It depends on how old is the kid

If it's a younger kids ( and likely relatively young spouse ), save the slide

If it's an older kid (and likely older spouse), then save the kid. Because you wanted to remarry and upgrade to a hot 25yr old anyway
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Old 04-16-2014, 02:16 PM   #2371
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well that's probably helped produce a lot of 'potential' children...
Your mind is a sewer. Made me lol.
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Old 04-16-2014, 04:43 PM   #2372
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I would choose my child after maybe a slight hesitation just to make my spouse think I had a tough decision.
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Old 04-16-2014, 06:54 PM   #2373
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:25 PM   #2374
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you can buy a lot of hookers for the kids with 2 milly
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Old 04-16-2014, 07:36 PM   #2375
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Would buy a hitman, so I wouldn't have to tend them kids by myself.
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