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Old 04-11-2014, 08:34 AM   #2326
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm saving myself for marriage.
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:33 AM   #2327
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Old 04-11-2014, 10:59 AM   #2328
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ask your mom
I think the question meant a bj from a female.
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Old 04-11-2014, 11:04 AM   #2329
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Last time you got a blowjob?

Paying for it doesn't count...
Wednesday.

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Old 04-11-2014, 11:11 AM   #2330
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Does a vacuum cleaner count?
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Old 04-11-2014, 11:28 AM   #2331
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Does a vacuum cleaner count?
I obviously didn't mean a Mathematical vacuum cleaner. That technology is still very expensive to buy.
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:02 PM   #2332
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last that I can remember, without paying, was a few months ago, but I have had blacked out sex many times since then so I cant say for sure.
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Old 04-11-2014, 06:41 PM   #2333
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last that I can remember, without paying, was a few months ago, but I have had blacked out sex many times since then so I cant say for sure.
Roofied and trained most probably .
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Old 04-11-2014, 08:54 PM   #2334
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last that I can remember, without paying, was a few months ago, but I have had blacked out sex many times since then so I cant say for sure.
After you awake from blacking out, does your butt hurt?
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Old 04-12-2014, 08:47 AM   #2335
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Last time you got a blowjob?

Paying for it doesn't count...
Ouch. I think probably 2 years and 8 months ago. I need a hug
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Old 04-12-2014, 08:48 AM   #2336
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Ouch. I think probably 2 years and 8 months ago. I need a blowjob
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Old 04-12-2014, 09:24 AM   #2337
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fmp
Seems additional repairs may be required. That's a long time.
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Old 04-12-2014, 02:43 PM   #2338
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After you awake from blacking out, does your butt hurt?
not yet
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Old 04-12-2014, 02:44 PM   #2339
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Roofied and trained most probably .
i don't think i have ever been roofed, i usually remember leaving the bar….
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:43 PM   #2340
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What is a skill you wish you had? e.g. being able to play the guitar, speak French etc
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Old 04-12-2014, 11:29 PM   #2341
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being able to talk to women without tuttering, sweating and saying a bunch of stupid things.
but that's too hard so I'd settle for a jedi mind trick
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Old 04-12-2014, 11:44 PM   #2342
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Old 04-13-2014, 12:18 AM   #2343
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What is a skill you wish you had? e.g. being able to play the guitar, speak French etc
Easily obtainable: sing well

Difficult to obtain: speak 10 foreign languages

Movie type power: teleportation
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Old 04-13-2014, 12:30 AM   #2344
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Easily obtainable: [bold] relearn saxophone [/bold]

Difficult to obtain: speak 10 foreign languages

Movie type power: teleportation
Stole my powers starberry...
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Old 04-13-2014, 01:52 AM   #2345
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Stole my powers starberry...
Teleportation is by far the best power.

Gets you out of any trouble.

Can basically steal infinite money at will
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Old 04-13-2014, 01:58 AM   #2346
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^^^ so stealing is ok, but being racist is not

gotcha
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Old 04-13-2014, 01:59 AM   #2347
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^^^ so stealing is ok, but being racist is not

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Robinhood baby

Steal from the bad guys

In fact, if you teleported into say the Taliban gold stash and rooms one gold, I solute you as an American hero!
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Old 04-13-2014, 08:47 AM   #2348
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Re: The question of the day thread

I wish I knew how to ride a motorcycle. I have no desire to actually do it, which probably has a lot to do with why I've never learned. But it seems like basic knowledge a guy should have, should the need ever arise.
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Old 04-13-2014, 11:55 AM   #2349
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Old 04-13-2014, 01:45 PM   #2350
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Robinhood baby

Steal from the bad guys

In fact, if you teleported into say the Taliban gold stash and rooms one gold, I solute you as an American hero!
Thank god that you would "solute" us.
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