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Old 03-31-2014, 02:55 PM   #2201
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Re: The question of the day thread

Couple of shoe leather eaters ITT.

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Old 04-01-2014, 06:52 AM   #2202
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April fools?
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Old 04-01-2014, 06:58 AM   #2203
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April fools?
Just the usual. I put a Twenty on a fishing line, and watched from a distance for people bending over to pick it up.


I then proceeded to reel them in, and beat them to death.

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Old 04-01-2014, 06:58 AM   #2204
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:19 AM   #2205
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We're on vacation, and I just woke up my kids, yelling they were late for school.
There was much panic and I was very pleased.

Sometimes I'm such a dick.
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:15 AM   #2206
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:22 PM   #2207
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Nh wp
ROFL...junior went back to sleep, and mom did got him with the same gag!

What a n00b!
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:30 PM   #2208
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:11 AM   #2209
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On vacationing Lima right now and apparently there was an 8.2 earthquake in chili with tsunami earnings throughout the region and a volcano eruption near Arequipa, Peru. Sickest April fools jokes ever...
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:13 AM   #2210
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Old 04-02-2014, 04:09 AM   #2211
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:14 AM   #2212
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Too bad. Chili is delicious.
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:17 AM   #2213
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Good chili always gives me earthquakes, iykwim.
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:54 AM   #2214
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Good chili always gives me earthquakes, iykwim.
Be careful of the mudslides
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:28 AM   #2215
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this thread has taken a **** turn
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:43 AM   #2216
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with me it's more like a tsunami
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:28 PM   #2217
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I play a sad song for all you ailment people out there.
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:08 AM   #2218
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Do you have a min/max height range for females?
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:17 AM   #2219
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Re: The question of the day thread

I like petite girls, so the smaller the better, Nothing that makes me look paedo though, so I guess, 4'10" would be the smallest as long as they look like an adult. Tallest? Probably depends on how much I like them. I would date a girl up to my height (5'10") no problem, but taller... I dunno.

Taller girls are harder to bury.
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:37 AM   #2220
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I like petite girls, so the smaller the better, Nothing that makes me look paedo though, so I guess, 4'10" would be the smallest as long as they look like an adult. Tallest? Probably depends on how much I like them. I would date a girl up to my height (5'10") no problem, but taller... I dunno.

Taller girls are harder to bury.
4'10" to 5'10", so basically 99% of women

Height is fairly irrelevant to me as long as they are shorter than me. I'm 6'1", so it's fairly rare for a girl to be taller than me.
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:51 AM   #2221
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4'10" to 5'10", so basically 99% of women

Height is fairly irrelevant to me as long as they are shorter than me. I'm 6'1", so it's fairly rare for a girl to be taller than me.
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:11 AM   #2222
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4'10" to 5'10", so basically 99% of women

Height is fairly irrelevant to me as long as they are shorter than me. I'm 6'1", so it's fairly rare for a girl to be taller than me.
My preference would be between 4'10" to 5'4" but currently I can't be picky.
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Old 04-03-2014, 10:09 AM   #2223
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Re: The question of the day thread

I would say in between 5' and 6' 1'' although I generally prefer taller girls (over 5'6'')

anything over 6' gets tough because I am only 6'3'' and I don't want to be shorter than the girl if she is in heels.
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Old 04-03-2014, 11:01 AM   #2224
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Being 5'8" and being with a girl that is 5'7" has it's disadvantages.
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Old 04-03-2014, 12:09 PM   #2225
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If I dated a 7' tall chick I could bury my face in her tatas without bending my back. Ergonomics are important.
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