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Old 03-26-2014, 05:41 PM   #2151
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Because you touch yourself at night
if that were the case I don't think there would ever be questions
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:47 PM   #2152
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Because you touch yourself at night
A lot
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:49 PM   #2153
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Who else is gonna touch it?
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:49 PM   #2154
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Not really the question of the day...
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:20 PM   #2155
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Re: The question of the day thread

5 good looking girls stand in front each holding the a number (1 to 5).

You are given a dice to roll. If you roll a 1 to 5 you get to sleep with the girl holding the number. If you roll a 6, you have to stand legs apart and one gets to give you a kick in the nuts.

Do you roll?
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:41 PM   #2156
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Re: The question of the day thread

Yes, with a loaded die.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:14 AM   #2157
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5 good looking girls stand in front each holding the a number (1 to 5).

You are given a dice to roll. If you roll a 1 to 5 you get to sleep with the girl holding the number. If you roll a 6, you have to stand legs apart and one gets to give you a kick in the nuts.

Do you roll?
Like define "good looking"

7? 10?
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:46 AM   #2158
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Re: The question of the day thread

Pretty easy roll. Would be closer if there was 3 of them or if instead of getting kicked in the nuts I was barely grazed in the nuts, which always seems to hurt much more for some weird reason.
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:51 AM   #2159
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Re: The question of the day thread

GAMBOOOOOOL!!!!
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:58 AM   #2160
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Re: The question of the day thread

8-9s.
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Old 03-27-2014, 03:33 AM   #2161
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'd roll.

Last edited by Hap Hapablap; 03-27-2014 at 03:33 AM. Reason: a six probably :(
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:33 AM   #2162
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Re: The question of the day thread

A kick in the nuts is better than nothing.
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Old 03-27-2014, 08:14 AM   #2163
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Easy shove
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Old 03-27-2014, 08:42 AM   #2164
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Hello, KITN.
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:10 AM   #2165
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Re: The question of the day thread

I wonder if it would be the same if it was a flip of a coin...
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:18 PM   #2166
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So 5/6 chance? Easy. Insta shove
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:01 PM   #2167
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Re: The question of the day thread

"A kick in the Nuts" by some hot Woman.

One of my favorites.
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:07 PM   #2168
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Who would say no? Sure a kick in the balls sucks, but the pain is gone in minutes. 5/6 is a no brainer. Even 1/2 IMO.
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:11 PM   #2169
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This is pretty much a free roll. If 5/6 we're going to sleep with you anyway and you happen to get unlucky and roll the 1/6, I think you've just increased the certainty the 5/6 are down. Not to mention the 1/6 might change teams and make up for the pain she inflicted. Pity sex ftw.
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:27 PM   #2170
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Re: The question of the day thread

Sex afterwards may be difficult.

lol at pain gone in minutes for a true kick to the nuts. You may be in hospital with a mangled testicle.
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:38 AM   #2171
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QOTD - would you rather be able to fly or teleport?
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:41 AM   #2172
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Re: The question of the day thread

If I could teleport I could also effectively fly.
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Old 03-28-2014, 12:09 PM   #2173
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If I could teleport I could also effectively fly.
Teleporting would be a cool super power to possess. Who would need doors?.

Plus there's always the chance of being hijacked with flying.
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Old 03-28-2014, 12:27 PM   #2174
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teleport ftw.

I could teleport high into the air and then fall and then teleport safely before I hit the ground. It's kind of like flying.
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Old 03-28-2014, 01:05 PM   #2175
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teleport ainec
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