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Old 03-19-2014, 10:26 AM   #2101
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:04 AM   #2102
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Do people get value from "all you can eat" buffets?
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:09 AM   #2103
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Do people get value from "all you can eat" buffets?
No, just fatter.

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Old 03-20-2014, 07:46 AM   #2104
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I always try to. Prawns and beef all the way. Filling up on rice and pasta is a mugs game.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:50 AM   #2105
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does all you can eat sushi count?

couple places in Chicago where that is a major value town
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:12 PM   #2106
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Do people get value from "all you can eat" buffets?
Only if you value quantity over quality

Even if you focus on things like sushi, it's never good sushi
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:24 PM   #2107
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Buffets can be worth it if after a weekend of hard partying imo.
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Old 03-21-2014, 10:21 AM   #2108
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when fapping, do you think of girls you have already been with, ones you haven't (pron obv), or just my mum?

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Old 03-21-2014, 10:57 AM   #2109
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Do people get value from "all you can eat" buffets?
YES!!

My local has help yourself to the veg, but the meat has a 'chef?' cutting and serving.

Normally there is beef, turkey, pork and lamb as the choice of meat at my local Sunday Lunch all you can eat buffet.

Now, if you say turkey and beef please, you get 1/2 of each obvs, ask for all 4 get 1/4 obvs etc.. - But you always get the same amount of meat.

Heres the trick:

Ask only for the beef. Wait till he's loaded up your full meat allocation, then go for the 'actually I will have some pork as well please' .... wait for it.. and some turkey! BOOM

FREE MEAT!!
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Old 03-21-2014, 11:05 AM   #2110
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Also never eat the crusts at all you can eat pizza places.

Take full advantage of the free re fills at Nandos. I take an empty 1.5L coke bottle with me to fill up.

At McDonalds take more napkins than the meals worth = free toilet paper!

At Amsterdam airport the Mac Dees is weird, you get your food (big mac meal obvs) you then queue up to pay (eat the whole meal in the queue obvs) By the time you're at front of queue, only the drink remains.. BOOM Free food.
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Old 03-21-2014, 01:03 PM   #2111
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Nandos...never heard
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Old 03-21-2014, 05:07 PM   #2112
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Gold Coast breakfast buffet $8
Omelet's to order alone worth that
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Old 03-21-2014, 05:36 PM   #2113
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Routinely spend 3+ hours at bacchanal. Buy in at 2:45 for lunch and stay for dinner. Definitely get a ton of value as we just graze rather than gorge. Leave perfectly sated each time.
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Old 03-22-2014, 07:05 AM   #2114
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Re: The question of the day thread

You are flying a plane loaded with a few hundred people. You are told there is a bomb on board and it will go off in 1 hour or if you change course / drop in altitude trying to land the plane. Basically you are ****ed and you have 1 hour left. Do you tell the passengers, and if so, do you tell them straight away or later (e.g. with 10 minutes to go).

What do you do in the following different scenarios:

1) There is mobile reception on the plane - e.g. they can call home, say there good byes etc
2) Phones aren't working, so they can't talk to anyone back home
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Old 03-22-2014, 07:43 AM   #2115
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Origin and destination of flight?
How do I learn bout the bomb? radio call, secret message slipped under the door, drunk college girl tells me while I'm in the galley getting a beer
What kind of numb-nuts let me fly a plane?

Keanu suggests, shoot the hostage.
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Old 03-22-2014, 10:29 AM   #2116
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Origin and destination of flight?
How do I learn bout the bomb? radio call, secret message slipped under the door, drunk college girl tells me while I'm in the galley getting a beer
What kind of numb-nuts let me fly a plane?

Keanu suggests, shoot the hostage.
Plane cannot go under 500 mph!
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Old 03-22-2014, 11:37 AM   #2117
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You are flying a plane loaded with a few hundred people. You are told there is a bomb on board and it will go off in 1 hour or if you change course / drop in altitude trying to land the plane. Basically you are ****ed and you have 1 hour left. Do you tell the passengers, and if so, do you tell them straight away or later (e.g. with 10 minutes to go).

What do you do in the following different scenarios:

1) There is mobile reception on the plane - e.g. they can call home, say there good byes etc
2) Phones aren't working, so they can't talk to anyone back home
I notice you like to create these SAW/JOKER/Taliban type of scenarios

Question of the day is, should I report you to the authorities.
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Old 03-22-2014, 11:42 AM   #2118
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Re: The question of the day thread

Invite the hot blond to the cockpit.
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Old 03-22-2014, 11:46 AM   #2119
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I notice you like to create these SAW/JOKER/Taliban type of scenarios

Question of the day is, should I report you to the authorities.
I'm far too pretty for jail.
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Old 03-22-2014, 12:06 PM   #2120
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I'm far too pretty for jail.
Kind of being serious

The columbine/Colorado theatre/etc kings... The killers all talked about their plans but no one acted

I am going to report.


Don't worry. If you are really clean, then you have nothing to fear.
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Old 03-22-2014, 12:28 PM   #2121
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Re: The question of the day thread

If phones are working, tell them right away. No phones = keep it secret. Surprise, we're dead!
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Old 03-22-2014, 12:39 PM   #2122
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Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson, Wesley Snipes, Kurt Russell or Nicolas Cage will sort this **** out.
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Old 03-22-2014, 08:40 PM   #2123
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Kind of being serious

The columbine/Colorado theatre/etc kings... The killers all talked about their plans but no one acted

I am going to report.


Don't worry. If you are really clean, then you have nothing to fear.
Will they tell my gf about my internet porn history
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Old 03-23-2014, 12:45 AM   #2124
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Will they tell my gf about my internet porn history
Will make sure authorities search for secret dungeons to make sure that your "girlfriend" isn't some kidnapped woman you have in a secret basement lair.
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Old 03-23-2014, 12:50 AM   #2125
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Re: The question of the day thread

If you could be a superhero, which superhero would you be and why?
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