Where is day 2?

Between day one and day three
Next question

Story checks out

trapped in the bottomless pit of despair that is my mind

Damn it!

Was such a good read

Is the connection between perception and reality so dear that we insist orzo pasta tastes like rice?

I don't think it tastes like rice, but it has duped me a couple of times.

Rice: how does it work?

well, it's 1 of the 2 main components of rice-a-roni...so there's that.

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Long time since I asked 1, so here goes:
When was the last time you rebooted your modem?
[prolly moar applies to us DSL guyz. Yeah, laff. You know how many guyz I met @ Stars who lost their Comcast linky in the middle of a turny?]

I rebooted mine last night [had to, my F5 got disabled!], Siri's bot cousin @ Verizon walked me thru it[cuz I 4got how long 2 power down, it's 20 seconds, now burned in mah brain]

I wouldn't be so nitty, but functional 24/7 internetz get me videos that pay for my bets @ FSB, my DogeCoin faucet, streaming of Kill la Kill, as well as the ability 2 argue w/ u guyz...

NOTE: the other thing w/ DSL? My tapped-off landline has 911 access. Vonage, Skype, etc. DO NOT. [my obamaphone haz 911 tho I thinx...]

Men should not own vibrators also if u have enough hair down there to use shampoo maybe u should think about trimming it up a bit

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I'm not putting scissors anywhere near my junk wtf

But, mama
That's where the fun is

WTF?

Do you also shave with scissors?

You know there is this company called Gillette that makes these things called razors right?

what time zone delineates the days for the QOTD?

Eastern China

This forum runs on Miller time

eurotime

I can live with the chance of a razor slipping and maybe cutting some of my face but my dick is a no go zone tyvm

But you shave your neck right?

Peanut butter jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

It's peanut butter jelly time

How hairy is your dick?

Answer without pics, please.

in between 80's porno bush and the current trend of bald fun parts

assuming thats the area around my johnson cuz the shaft only has hair on the base

Basically, the trend of pubic hair rival grew with the peeve lance of oral sex

No one wants a mouth full of hair when giving oral

Stop slacking

We want to read day 2 of your degen story