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Old 02-05-2014, 08:17 AM   #1851
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Old 02-05-2014, 06:35 PM   #1852
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Old 02-06-2014, 10:49 PM   #1853
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Why is it everytime I start rubbing and twisting my nipples makes me so horny?
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Old 02-09-2014, 08:35 AM   #1854
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Do ancient astronaut theorists get it right, sometimes?
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Old 02-10-2014, 05:19 AM   #1855
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Probably not
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Old 02-10-2014, 05:27 AM   #1856
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where does the air come from in automatic hand dryers?
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Old 02-10-2014, 06:31 AM   #1857
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Old 02-12-2014, 09:47 AM   #1858
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they collect the farts in the toilets iirc
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Old 02-12-2014, 10:09 AM   #1859
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explains why it's warm
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Old 02-12-2014, 10:41 AM   #1860
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How come I never get to ask the question of the day?
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Old 02-12-2014, 02:43 PM   #1861
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Old 02-12-2014, 06:41 PM   #1862
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How come I never get to ask the question of the day?
Excellent question!

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Old 02-13-2014, 01:17 AM   #1863
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Why is it everytime I start rubbing and twisting my nipples makes me so horny?
You're female

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Do ancient astronaut theorists get it right, sometimes?
Each and every time. Nobody has ever been on the moon, you just got fooled by the bovverment.

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where does the air come from in automatic hand dryers?
It sucks the air out of you lungs. If you fully exhale before using it, you gonna die!

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How come I never get to ask the question of the day?
Slow pony

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EvenK28834

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Why can't I be sober?
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Old 02-13-2014, 01:28 AM   #1864
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Why can't I be sober?
take a look at maslow's hierarchy of needs.

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where's my superbowl undertitle?
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Old 02-13-2014, 01:45 AM   #1865
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^^ Just put it under location, instead of that jibberish (thanks for the tip, though)
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Old 02-13-2014, 05:06 AM   #1866
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It's at the dry-cleaners
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Old 02-13-2014, 09:26 AM   #1867
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Under title subcommittees are subject to distraction.
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Old 02-14-2014, 05:58 PM   #1868
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Your choice of Internet Browser?
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Old 02-14-2014, 06:23 PM   #1869
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Old 02-14-2014, 06:24 PM   #1870
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What did you pick?
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Old 02-14-2014, 08:09 PM   #1871
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Old 02-16-2014, 08:03 PM   #1872
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Is curling over, yet?
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Old 02-16-2014, 08:04 PM   #1873
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Not Sure?
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:23 PM   #1874
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What did you pick?
i asked the 2p2 sorting hat to decide.
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Old 02-17-2014, 06:44 AM   #1875
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i asked the 2p2 sorting hat to decide.
You picked aids.
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