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Old 01-30-2014, 04:54 AM   #1801
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I find it amusing that someone can be this ******ed, however we can still play poker together.
And if he is on the other side of the table, I'll miss how much of a ****** he is, because all I see is him folding, calling or raising.
*facepalm* poker + 4L = Epic Darth Vader Noooooooooo
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Old 01-30-2014, 05:01 AM   #1802
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Re: The question of the day thread

just watched the film 21 on sky hd.... blackjack eazy game i was thinking

lost my $400 partypoker roll.

should of watched saw 4
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Old 01-30-2014, 05:58 AM   #1803
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Re: The question of the day thread

wat
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Old 01-30-2014, 09:26 AM   #1804
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Re: The question of the day thread

James Watt, FRS, FRSE was a Scottish inventor and mechanical engineer whose improvements to the Newcomen steam engine were fundamental to the changes brought by the Industrial Revolution in both his native Great Britain and the rest of the world.

While working as an instrument maker at the University of Glasgow, Watt became interested in the technology of steam engines. He realised that contemporary engine designs wasted a great deal of energy by repeatedly cooling and re-heating the cylinder. Watt introduced a design enhancement, the separate condenser, which avoided this waste of energy and radically improved the power, efficiency, and cost-effectiveness of steam engines. Eventually he adapted his engine to produce rotary motion, greatly broadening its use beyond pumping water.

Watt attempted to commercialise his invention, but experienced great financial difficulties until he entered a partnership with Matthew Boulton in 1775. The new firm of Boulton and Watt was eventually highly successful and Watt became a wealthy man. In his retirement, Watt continued to develop new inventions though none were as significant as his steam engine work. He died in 1819 at the age of 83. Watt has been described as one of the most influential figures in human history.

He developed the concept of horsepower and the SI unit of power, the watt, was named after him.
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:30 AM   #1805
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James Watt, FRS, FRSE was a Scottish inventor and mechanical engineer whose improvements to the Newcomen steam engine were fundamental to the changes brought by the Industrial Revolution in both his native Great Britain and the rest of the world.

While working as an instrument maker at the University of Glasgow, Watt became interested in the technology of steam engines. He realised that contemporary engine designs wasted a great deal of energy by repeatedly cooling and re-heating the cylinder. Watt introduced a design enhancement, the separate condenser, which avoided this waste of energy and radically improved the power, efficiency, and cost-effectiveness of steam engines. Eventually he adapted his engine to produce rotary motion, greatly broadening its use beyond pumping water.

Watt attempted to commercialise his invention, but experienced great financial difficulties until he entered a partnership with Matthew Boulton in 1775. The new firm of Boulton and Watt was eventually highly successful and Watt became a wealthy man. In his retirement, Watt continued to develop new inventions though none were as significant as his steam engine work. He died in 1819 at the age of 83. Watt has been described as one of the most influential figures in human history.

He developed the concept of horsepower and the SI unit of power, the watt, was named after him.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:35 AM   #1806
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*facepalm* poker + 4L = Epic Darth Vader Noooooooooo
English only, please
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:47 AM   #1807
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Thats what she said ?
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Old 01-30-2014, 01:40 PM   #1808
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Old 01-30-2014, 05:08 PM   #1809
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Question of the day:

Wat?
I wish I knew.
If someone knows the answer, please pm me it.
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Old 02-01-2014, 05:04 PM   #1810
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Re: The question of the day thread

After some disgust about Grey licking the toilet. Got a question of the day

Would you rather kiss a girl that has licked a toilet or goes ATM?

It should be noted that you guys are happy to kiss a girl who sucks a dick, but not one that licks a toilet. But surely you would lick a toilet before licking a dick?

Work that out!
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Old 02-01-2014, 05:39 PM   #1811
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That's two questions.
I'm afraid you are disqualified for the remainder of this round.
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Old 02-01-2014, 06:12 PM   #1812
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Re: The question of the day thread

The second one was more rhetorical. I'm assuming everyone's answer would be the same.
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Old 02-01-2014, 06:38 PM   #1813
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Old 02-01-2014, 07:06 PM   #1814
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Re: The question of the day thread

Girls are gross in general. I aint kissing on the mouth even without the toilet licking.
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Old 02-01-2014, 07:45 PM   #1815
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I aint kissing one
We know
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Old 02-01-2014, 08:46 PM   #1816
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Re: The question of the day thread

If she's sucked a dick and it's my dick, I don't see what the major problem is. Ass to mouth is her own ****. While kinda gross, I don't think it's as bad as licking a toilet.
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Old 02-01-2014, 09:01 PM   #1817
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^^^ yes, but you are the one kissing her afterwards
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Old 02-01-2014, 09:05 PM   #1818
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Re: The question of the day thread

Mouthwash is awesome. The memory of licking a toilet bowl is a lifelong thing.
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Old 02-01-2014, 09:44 PM   #1819
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The second one was more rhetorical. I'm assuming everyone's answer would be the same.
It is highly dependent on the toilet and the dick imo.
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Old 02-01-2014, 10:53 PM   #1820
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Mouthwash is awesome. The memory of licking a toilet bowl is a lifelong thing.
Worse than imaging your gf sucking another mans dick
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Old 02-02-2014, 02:02 AM   #1821
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If she's sucked a dick and it's my dick, I don't see what the major problem is. Ass to mouth is her own ****. While kinda gross, I don't think it's as bad as licking a toilet.
I'm sorry but ass to mouth i definitely worst than licking a toilet. It's about the worst thing to lick (that doesn't kill you).
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Old 02-02-2014, 07:21 AM   #1822
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Worse than imaging your gf sucking another mans dick
At this moment I in time, I couldn't imagine having a gf sucking my dick lol

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I'm sorry but ass to mouth i definitely worst than licking a toilet. It's about the worst thing to lick (that doesn't kill you).
Even after colonic irrigation?
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Old 02-02-2014, 09:33 AM   #1823
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I couldn't imagine having a gf sucking my dick
I have much pity and some sads for you, hap.

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Old 02-02-2014, 10:42 AM   #1824
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At this moment I in time, I couldn't imagine having a gf sucking my dick lol


In my head I heard that sitcom audience "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Don't worry, by the end of the episode it usually sorts itself out
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Old 02-02-2014, 11:24 AM   #1825
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Hahaha. Probably.
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