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Old 01-23-2013, 07:46 AM   #151
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Sheesh, these euros and their rules.
Eh, Benito, is that you?

I see my boss maybe twice a year, and I like me some 90 y/o virginia, ...ima get to squeezin (like a boss).
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:54 AM   #152
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'd rather have my peen squeezed than squeeze a peen.
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Old 01-23-2013, 08:05 AM   #153
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Sheesh, these euros and their rules.
Eh, Benito, is that you?

I see my boss maybe twice a year, and I like me some 90 y/o virginia, ...ima get to squeezin (like a boss).
boss is a "he", read the question.

jeez, these 'muricans, and their not reading of teh rules.
Eh Rico Suave, como estas?
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:12 PM   #154
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Re: The question of the day thread

As long as he warms his hands up first I have no problem with him copping a feel. Those old, bony hands are cold though.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:27 PM   #155
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id rather be gang raped in prison for a week than lose a hand
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:37 PM   #156
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Re: The question of the day thread

It depeneds on what hand imo. Wait, that isn't todays question.

Obvious answer is A.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:43 PM   #157
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dassle you probably couldnt go on bike rides anymore
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:54 PM   #158
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Re: The question of the day thread

You think I could sit on a saddle after being gang raped?
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:57 PM   #159
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give it a week and some bum cream and you'll be flying around the place
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:17 PM   #160
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Sexist question...girls with peens as boss.

Right.
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Old 01-23-2013, 08:14 PM   #161
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id rather be the squeezor rather than the squeezee
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:42 PM   #162
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nah I'd let him squeeze me imo
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:05 AM   #163
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Re: The question of the day thread

New question of the day!

If you had to have a deformity, would you rather have a hunchback or have a 1ft long hairless tail that couldn't be hidden?
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:16 AM   #164
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Re: The question of the day thread

Tail - would use it as a second peen and be able to DP the wommenz without the need for toys
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:12 AM   #165
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Tail. Imagine the possibilities...
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:15 AM   #166
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Tail. Imagine the possibilities...
Exactly! Level 4 Super Saiyan FTW!! :-)
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:56 AM   #167
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Prehensile?
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:00 AM   #168
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Let's say no to prehensile, it's just a useless tail.
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:12 AM   #169
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Let's say no to prehensile, it's just a useless tail.
Spoiler:
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:35 AM   #170
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Re: The question of the day thread

Take the tail every time, and be sad it's only 1 foot long.
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:17 AM   #171
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Tail ofc

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Old 01-24-2013, 11:12 AM   #172
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Re: The question of the day thread

Have to go with the tail. Compared to some deformities, this would hardly present any embarrassment or impediment to a normal life.

There is a young guy at the local high school near me that only has about 12 inch legs from what I could see. He appears to have a normal torso, arms, feet, and head, but no legs. Now that would be a tough decision to make, hunchback or short legs.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:20 AM   #173
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Re: The question of the day thread

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New question of the day!

If you had to have a deformity, would you rather have a hunchback or have a 1ft long hairless tail that couldn't be hidden?
I already have one of those.

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Old 01-24-2013, 11:21 AM   #174
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Let's say no to prehensile, it's just a useless tail.
can it be a foot long but badass like a beaver tail?
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:46 AM   #175
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can it be a foot long but badass like a beaver tail?
Your girlfriend wouldn't be too happy.
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