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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
NEW QOTD:
Would you prefer to have your left testicle sliced in half by a rusty blunt saw, your right testicle stabbed multiple times with a kebab skewer or both testicles bitten off cleanly by a bear?
True story--friend of mine was performing @ Rocky Horror and managed
to cut his sack to the point one of his testicles was hanging out. Rather than go to the hospital he figures "I gotta perform, just duct tape it closed for now."
Goes through the show on pain killers & duct tape. Afterwards, the genius figures that somehow in the past 2 hours his nuts magically healed so he decides he's OK and removes the tape--your imagination isn't vivid enough for the scream he gave out.