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01-18-2013 , 11:43 AM

#51

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Cliffs on MutantK12?

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01-18-2013 , 12:18 PM

#52

Doc T River

Master of the Edit Line

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Cliffs on MutantK12?

Seemed like a nice guy but had a really ugly avatar. Last posted on 1/12 and I'm guessing threatened to off himself.

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01-18-2013 , 12:22 PM

#53

biceps

old hand

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01-18-2013 , 01:47 PM

#54

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

I am pretty sure "suicide" on 2+2 means you "get a life."

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01-18-2013 , 04:52 PM

#55

Doc T River

Master of the Edit Line

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Why wasn't death by suffociation using mammary glands a choice yesterday?

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01-18-2013 , 08:06 PM

#56

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

New question of the day:

Would you rather rape a male gorilla and have everyone know about it or be raped by a male gorilla and only your family know about it?

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01-18-2013 , 08:35 PM

#57

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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gorillas only last like 10 seconds anyway

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01-18-2013 , 09:49 PM

#58

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by ilovedonks

gorillas only last like 10 seconds anyway

So do I, so I pick rape a gorilla. I'll just say I thought it was my ex girlfriend

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01-18-2013 , 10:01 PM

#59

Doc T River

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

New question of the day:

Would you rather rape a male gorilla and have everyone know about it or be raped by a male gorilla and only your family know about it?

If you rape a male gorilla and go to prison later, I don't imagine anyone would screw with you.

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01-18-2013 , 10:07 PM

#60

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

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How big is the gorilla?

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01-18-2013 , 11:51 PM

#61

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

Will the gorilla take me to dinner first, maybe a movie before he rapes me? Are condoms in use or strictly bareback?

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01-19-2013 , 09:38 AM

#62

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

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Originally Posted by Doc T River

If you rape a male gorilla and go to prison later, I don't imagine anyone would screw with you.

Why would you go to prison for raping a gorilla? Seems more likely you'd go to the hospital...

Clarifying question for HAP. Is this a successful violation? Like, if all we're choosing is to ATTEMPT to rape a gorilla, eff that. Gorilla's fight back!

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01-19-2013 , 09:46 AM

#63

JustJ46671

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It wasn't rape!

Did you see how that ape was dressed? He was asking for it!

I guess everyone knows, now.

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01-19-2013 , 09:55 AM

#64

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

CLARIFICATION: You successfully rape the gorilla.

Last edited by Hap Hapablap; 01-19-2013 at 09:55 AM. Reason: Something I never thought I'd write...

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01-19-2013 , 09:58 AM

#65

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

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If you shout Suprise!!! first, does it still count?

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01-19-2013 , 10:07 AM

#66

JustJ46671

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Looking back on some sex safaris, I'd say they the gorilla was pretty easy. He seemed to like it at the end. Maybe I just hooked up with a gay gorilla. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now, forcing yourself on a great white shark, or a komodo dragon...that takes more than a couple jokes and a half-dozen shots of Jaeger. They don't call them cold blooded for nothing.

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01-19-2013 , 10:30 AM

#67

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

CLARIFICATION: You successfully rape the gorilla.

Do I have to marry the gorilla afterwards?

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01-19-2013 , 02:31 PM

#68

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

It wasn't a romantic get together, you would have ****ing RAPED the gorilla. The last thing he'd want is a relationship!

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01-19-2013 , 08:55 PM

#69

Dominic

Tripod

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If you could rape a gorilla, you'd be the biggest bad ass of all time.

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01-19-2013 , 10:12 PM

#70

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Originally Posted by Dominic

If you could rape a gorilla, you'd be the biggest bad ass of all time.

7 fifth graders and a second grader could do it.

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01-20-2013 , 05:46 AM

#71

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

New question of the day:

Would you rather punch a live grizzly bear and deal with the consequences or punch a child in front of 20 adults and have to deal with the consequences?

Note: The is a full-on punch, not anything gentle, and the child is not ginger, which means you can't justify punching it.