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Old 11-03-2017, 02:01 AM   #6951
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...and most memed.
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Old 11-03-2017, 05:40 AM   #6952
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You learn something new everyday!
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Old 11-03-2017, 07:13 AM   #6953
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.because some day Luke is gonna see a clitoris in real life, use the wrong starting position, measure incorrectly, and the next thing you know he's in a same sex relationship and diverse enough to get a job in Australia.
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I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots
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Old 11-03-2017, 08:42 AM   #6954
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I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots
Women say this to guys that are bad at ****ing.

True story.
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:34 AM   #6955
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Re: The question of the day thread

Confirmed.
They also compliment your size no matter what. If you really want to know how you stack up, you need to show a gal pal who is not trying to have sex with you.

...she can be from the internet

<---- oh look! A shortcut to my pm box. How did that get there?
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Old 11-03-2017, 02:48 PM   #6956
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:

What are the odds Kristy would actually objectively evaluate your junk if you sent a picture of it to her via PM?
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Old 11-03-2017, 05:19 PM   #6957
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100%

I believe in Kristy.
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Old 11-03-2017, 05:43 PM   #6958
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100%, and I'd even share my findings if you asked.
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Old 11-03-2017, 09:47 PM   #6959
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Well it says she is watching horsepron so that's just not fair.
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:21 PM   #6960
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I make species adjustments, promise.
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Old 11-04-2017, 03:26 AM   #6961
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What species am I?
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Old 11-07-2017, 10:08 PM   #6962
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Re: The question of the day thread

When you sneeze, how many times do you do it? I'm usually 10+.
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Old 11-07-2017, 10:43 PM   #6963
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I keep sneezing until I get a tissue and blow my nose.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:17 PM   #6964
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once or maybe twice.

like normal people.
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Old 11-08-2017, 03:17 AM   #6965
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usually twice
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:56 AM   #6966
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Average is 2.1 times before I fire off a dick pic.
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Old 11-08-2017, 05:42 PM   #6967
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Kristy showing off with her multiple sneezing.
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:24 PM   #6968
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i sneeze once, like a real man
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:31 PM   #6969
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If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:43 PM   #6970
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The answer is yes.

And then you should post the thing about flopping quads and interesting hands. I miss that.
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:47 PM   #6971
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I don't like Las Vegas, so no.
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:11 PM   #6972
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sure thing buddy
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Old 11-19-2017, 01:07 PM   #6973
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If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend
i have absolutely no idea
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Old 11-24-2017, 06:08 PM   #6974
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on a scale of 1 (good person) to 10 (garbage human)

how garbagy is anna sarkeesian
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Old 11-24-2017, 07:28 PM   #6975
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who?
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