The question of the day thread

[Morphismus]

...and most memed.

[Colin_Piddle]

You learn something new everyday!

[LuckyLuke01]

Originally Posted by Kristy

.because some day Luke is gonna see a clitoris in real life, use the wrong starting position, measure incorrectly, and the next thing you know he's in a same sex relationship and diverse enough to get a job in Australia.
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I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots

Women say this to guys that are bad at ****ing.

True story.

[Kristy]

Confirmed.
They also compliment your size no matter what. If you really want to know how you stack up, you need to show a gal pal who is not trying to have sex with you.

...she can be from the internet

<---- oh look! A shortcut to my pm box. How did that get there?

[AlwaysFolding]

QOTD:

What are the odds Kristy would actually objectively evaluate your junk if you sent a picture of it to her via PM?

[Morphismus]

100%

I believe in Kristy.

[Kristy]

100%, and I'd even share my findings if you asked.

[goobenstein]

Well it says she is watching horsepron so that's just not fair.

[Kristy]

I make species adjustments, promise.

[fidstar-poker]

What species am I?

[zikzak]

When you sneeze, how many times do you do it? I'm usually 10+.

[Kristy]

I keep sneezing until I get a tissue and blow my nose.

[fidstar-poker]

once or maybe twice.

like normal people.

[Morphismus]

usually twice

[AlwaysFolding]

Average is 2.1 times before I fire off a dick pic.

[fidstar-poker]

Kristy showing off with her multiple sneezing.

[thabighurt35]

i sneeze once, like a real man

[mendicant loafer]

If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend

[AlwaysFolding]

The answer is yes.

And then you should post the thing about flopping quads and interesting hands. I miss that.

[zikzak]

I don't like Las Vegas, so no.

[Morphismus]

sure thing buddy

[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by mendicant loafer

If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend

i have absolutely no idea

[thabighurt35]

on a scale of 1 (good person) to 10 (garbage human)

how garbagy is anna sarkeesian

[Morphismus]

who?