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Old 11-02-2017, 11:06 AM   #6926
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Ok. I'm gonna own my shame. I don't understand what you're measuring.

Not gonna Google it either. I really don't think I want to see those search results.
A clit. Yours is normal size..but hers is like a mini man dick

I have seen cos the bouncer at the pub showed me on his phone while drunk
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:15 PM   #6927
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The protrusion is obviously measured from the base of the clitoris, which would generally the the body. Literally just the extended distance from tip top of the clit-clot to the biddiliy bodily.

Barring other random physical abnormalities that would exacerbate the protrusion (maybe an overly developed pelvic humperdoodle)

I feel like this is one of those things where guys get sketchy about female anatomy. Like how most of you would say an IUD is a device in her vagina that stops pregnancy. Measuring from the body outside ...where?

Could be from labia majora, labia minora, the area between clitoris and vaginal opening.

There are so many ways to make this measurement and when you consider that an inch is the range between normal and gross, a flawed starting point would spell some poor woman's ultimate demise...because some day Luke is gonna see a clitoris in real life, use the wrong starting position, measure incorrectly, and the next thing you know he's in a same sex relationship and diverse enough to get a job in Australia.


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From a literally perspective, yes. And thus the people uncomfortable with a large clit should then be way more likely to lick an innie.
Holla at ya girl, gents.
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:32 PM   #6928
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I feel like this is one of those things where guys get sketchy about female anatomy. Like how most of you would say an IUD is a device in her vagina that stops pregnancy. Measuring from the body outside ...where?

Could be from labia majora, labia minora, the area between clitoris and vaginal opening.
In this context I feel you are capable of understanding that, in the context of the clitoris, the base of the clitoris is the beginning point and that it is inferred. That is universal: the clitoris starts somewhere, just as the penis starts somewhere. That is the beginning point.

As for IUDs, as long as you understand basic female anatomy(Labia, vulva, vaginal opening, cervix, uterus) you will know where it is located in the female body and also an approximate depth inside the body, although that point will differ much more than the beginning of the clitoris, which begins, as stated, at the base of the clitoris.

Redundancy is necessary in this context. Are we good now?
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:35 PM   #6929
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No. I'm seriously gonna pm you an anatomical drawing and I want you to mark the starting spot.

Give me a min.
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:39 PM   #6930
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*disclaimer* there is no condescension or snarky intention *disclaimer*

are you telling me that, if you think about the penis versus the clitoris, you cannot conceptualize of the beginning of the clitoris, aka where it protrudes from the body? Like, move the labia aside, ignore the urethra, look at the are around the clitoris and identify where the corporum cavernosum starts. There. Right there where the blood sack starts to fill.
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:42 PM   #6931
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Pm sent. I can't conceive of it in a context where it would be an inch plus. It has always appeared to me to be a tiny thing.

So I think we are talking about different stuff.
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Old 11-02-2017, 12:48 PM   #6932
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*disclaimer* no condescension implied or intended *disclaimer*

Your refusal to google this for your own informative purposes does not constitute error on our part.

Your ignorance is not our misconception.

Please google "enlarged clitoris," "steroid clitoris," "elongated clitoris" in images and in search for reference materials. And no, we are not talking about the hood, we're talking about the exposed clitoris.

Oh and Mr. tbh's post said ~1 inch, not inches

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Old 11-02-2017, 12:58 PM   #6933
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Omfg.

Some of you freaks put your mouths on those?
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:01 PM   #6934
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:

Do you still think all of us are completely illiterate when it comes to female anatomy?
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:14 PM   #6935
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No. I am shocked and saddened by the horrors some of you have faced and endured.




Furthermore, this new knowledge is kind of wrecking my life now. Those things are just out there in the world, waiting.
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:27 PM   #6936
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Imagine being one of those women...walking through the world accidentally slapping that big ol' bean on things and overstimulating yourself in public.
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:29 PM   #6937
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:32 PM   #6938
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:33 PM   #6939
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:48 PM   #6940
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:11 PM   #6941
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I'm unable to express in words how absolutely ****ing amazing I find this last series of memes.
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:29 PM   #6942
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is measuring a clit, like how I measure my penis? Actual length + 2 inches?
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:52 PM   #6943
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I'm unable to express in words how absolutely ****ing amazing I find this last series of memes.
Agreed.

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Is measuring a clit, like how I measure my penis? Actual length + 2 inches?
So a solid 3.5?
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Old 11-02-2017, 05:26 PM   #6944
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Old 11-02-2017, 06:04 PM   #6945
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btw what is the plural of clitoris?

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Old 11-02-2017, 06:11 PM   #6946
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The plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides." In a sentence:

Another one clitorides the bus.
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Old 11-02-2017, 07:53 PM   #6947
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Old 11-02-2017, 08:35 PM   #6948
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Omfg.

Some of you freaks put your mouths on those?
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Old 11-02-2017, 08:37 PM   #6949
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Agreed.



So a solid 3.5?
Thanks for being generous
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Old 11-02-2017, 08:38 PM   #6950
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Who would have though a question about large clitorii would become the most discussed QOTD
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