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Old 07-16-2017, 05:40 PM   #6451
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Re: The question of the day thread

I assumed cutting in grown hairs counted as cuts.

Don't ever say we don't cover the important topics in BBV4L
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Old 07-16-2017, 05:50 PM   #6452
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm a cheap bastard who buys the crappy razors, so I cut myself quite a lot, but they're not bad cuts, worse part about it is getting blood on the towel. I'm also too lazy to shave everyday, so I shave maybe once every two/three days. Not sure if I can grow a proper beard, I've never got past the itchy stage.
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Old 07-16-2017, 05:56 PM   #6453
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Facial hair talk doesn't really do it for me though. I'm more interested to hear about peoples pubic hair shaving habits.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:22 PM   #6454
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Re: The question of the day thread

U first.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:29 PM   #6455
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U first.
Only for special occasions, but I do find it makes my dick look biggerer.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:46 PM   #6456
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Re: The question of the day thread

I wait until things get completely out of control down there then I go scorched earth (figuratively). I'd say it's ~8 month cycle.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:31 PM   #6457
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My answer depends entirely on whether there is any chance someone, including doctors will see it.

Yes: bald or neat triangle
No: a ~6-8 week version of zikzak
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:57 PM   #6458
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Re: The question of the day thread

I remember when I used to care what other people thought about my ball hair.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:07 PM   #6459
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I remember when I used to care what other people thought about my ball hair.
It was better without the greys.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:10 PM   #6460
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I think they're distinguishing, tyvm.
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:17 PM   #6461
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I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?
Shave once every two weeks because I grow facial hair slowly and nobody has ever told me I look like absolute trash until about week three
2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?
every four days
3. Can you grow a full beard?
Nope, neither can my dad, neither could my grandpa
4. Can you grow a mustache?
Yup, but we elect not to as so not to get arrested for looking like chester
5. How often do you cut yourself?
Daily, unless you're talking about my face
6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?
Gillette mach 3, Gillette shave gel, eight minutes
7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?
**** no my leg hair is beautiful
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:37 PM   #6462
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I remember when I used to care what other people thought about my ball hair.
How old are you. I can never quite figure it out.

Also, pics o' junk?
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:48 PM   #6463
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I'm in my 40's but I am very immature for my age.

Pic of junk:

Spoiler:
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Old 07-16-2017, 11:16 PM   #6464
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I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?

i'm unemployed, so not often. the hairdresser had to ask me if I was going to shave that day, i was going to the pub so, i said yes and i did.

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?

everyday

3. Can you grow a full beard?

yes, but **** that. I did have a dude goatee at one point.

4. Can you grow a mustache?

yes, but why?

5. How often do you cut yourself?

not often, I cut my nose one time cos the stupid razor company put a razor on the back of the dam thing. that bleed for ages.

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?

not long. just shaving gel and a ****ty razor

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?


lol no i am a man. it's what we do

I came here because omg told me too
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Old 07-16-2017, 11:23 PM   #6465
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I wish spoiler view were like public polls. It'd be interesting to see how many people were willing to take the Zikzak Peen Challenge.
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:22 AM   #6466
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not sure i am qualified to answer a shaving question. heh

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Old 07-17-2017, 03:23 AM   #6467
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I didn't even realise it was a thing until a few years ago, then I started doing it regularly, you know, for the chicks. It gets quite tiring shaving down their though, so now I just trim every few months.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:25 AM   #6468
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not sure i am qualified to answer a shaving question. heh

You can't fool me with that beard, Mr Anderson.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:55 AM   #6469
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Re: The question of the day thread

def a skinny neo lookalike
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:41 AM   #6470
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QOTD:
Only in two parts today, 'cause Monday.

1. How often do you dream?

2. Do your dreams ever have theme music?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:49 AM   #6471
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Re: The question of the day thread

Answer:

1. Most nights.

2. Lately most of my dreams have a song attached that is stuck in my head all morning. Wondering if this happens to anyone else?

Today:




Last nightmare:




Last sex dream:

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Old 07-17-2017, 09:54 AM   #6472
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Re: The question of the day thread

1 - most nights, though don't remember them very well

2 - Never.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:19 AM   #6473
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1. All the time, most of the time involving sex or drugs if I remember them

2. Nope, can't even
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:27 PM   #6474
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not sure i am qualified to answer a shaving question. heh

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Old 07-17-2017, 01:57 PM   #6475
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1. Most nights since I stopped smoking weed (early February).

2. There's usually some kind of physical conflict, but I never remember why. Never any music.
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