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07-14-2017 , 10:12 PM

#6426

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy needs in on this

She tells me she has erections for several hours.

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07-14-2017 , 10:12 PM

#6427

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy needs in on this

She tells me horses aren't limited to 4 hours.

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07-14-2017 , 10:12 PM

#6428

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

You know that feeling when you are torn between two mediocre at best jokes...

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07-14-2017 , 10:17 PM

#6429

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,380

It turns purple

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07-14-2017 , 10:42 PM

#6430

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?

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07-14-2017 , 10:42 PM

#6431

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

When I'm torn between two jokes I usually just invite them both back home.

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07-14-2017 , 10:42 PM

#6432

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

^ not the qotd.

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07-14-2017 , 10:45 PM

#6433

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?

Four hours cumulative erected time is proven to be fatal in 100% of cases. Usually causes death within 80 years.

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07-14-2017 , 11:52 PM

#6434

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?

Four hours in a work week seems a lot to me these days. Used to be I couldn't go 4 hours without having one, but that was a long time ago.

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07-15-2017 , 01:03 AM

#6435

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy needs in on this

Present.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

She tells me she has erections for several hours.

Yes, but it's e-peen... so I can always just reboot.

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07-15-2017 , 02:17 AM

#6436

QuietAmerican

banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 450

QOTD (based on GMT)

How many hours lifetime has ScreaminAsian spent cultivating what I can only assume to be camgirl footage and turning them into countless wonderful .gif files for our enjoyment?

Last edited by QuietAmerican; 07-15-2017 at 02:20 AM. Reason: Not a troll question. I truly stand in awe and admiration, and am grateful. Thanks, SA.

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07-15-2017 , 09:42 AM

#6437

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Bout tree fiddy

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07-15-2017 , 03:03 PM

#6438

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

About 50/50 I'd say.

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07-15-2017 , 06:49 PM

#6439

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

MyFreeTime

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07-15-2017 , 07:39 PM

#6440

Boris47

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 343

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Priapism, or blood becoming locked in the penis (lock and LOADS) is dangerous as the blood, which carries oxygen, becomes depleted of O2 and the tissues involved with achieving and maintaining an erection may die.

time to shake and bake

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07-16-2017 , 08:32 AM

#6441

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

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07-16-2017 , 08:51 AM

#6442

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair? Twice per week.

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free? Every day

3. Can you grow a full beard? Easy

4. Can you grow a mustache? Easy

5. How often do you cut yourself? Every 3 or so shaves

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You? Just a normal razor/a couple of minutes

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could? I don't want a beard and hairless legs. That's just weird!

Questions of the day now?

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07-16-2017 , 08:52 AM

#6443

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

CIA interrogations aren't this invasive!

Minimum every other day/no

Casually, every other day. Daily if I need to look exceptionally presentable.

Yes, but not a good one

Yes

Never

Couple minutes, bulk with electric razor and quick detail work with dry safety razor

No, that's way more surface area to manage.

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07-16-2017 , 09:03 AM

#6444

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Questions of the day now?

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Originally Posted by zikzak

CIA interrogations aren't this invasive!

My bad. I just realized that half the people I know deal with this all the time and I have no idea how it works.

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Originally Posted by zikzak

No, that's way more surface area to manage.

Yeah, but legs are a straight shot with no fiddling. 6 swipes each; elapsed time 30 seconds.

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07-16-2017 , 09:17 AM

#6445

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

My bad. I just realized that half the people I know deal with this all the time and I have no idea how it works.

Good point. Can you let me know how women work? Not one man has worked it out.

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07-16-2017 , 09:22 AM

#6446

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I think there is a fair to middling chance that I'm the biggest male chauvinist on this forum, so no.

Idk what your woman problem is, but my solution is

"Tell her she's pretty, you were wrong, and buy flowers?"

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07-16-2017 , 12:12 PM

#6447

QuietAmerican

banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?

I use a trimmer once a week/yes

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?

Twice a week

3. Can you grow a full beard?

Yes, but not as well as others

4. Can you grow a mustache?

Refer to answer 3

5. How often do you cut yourself?

Not too often, but I end up with ingrown hairs sometimes. Those are no fun.

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?

Safety razor and barbasol if I'm actually shaving. But usually just a trimmer.

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?

No. Seems like it would be more work.

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07-16-2017 , 04:29 PM

#6448

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?
when working i shave every morning, when not working maybe once a week

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?
daily

3. Can you grow a full beard?
no

4. Can you grow a mustache?
yes but it does not look good

5. How often do you cut yourself?
maybe once a year if that, but i get a lot of ingrown hairs which usually gets some blood out of my face

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?when i am in the shower, after I have washed my hair and brushed my teeth i first put the conditioner in my hair, then i soap my face off with facewash and then i close my eyes and use a mach4 razor to scrape the stubble off and then i rinse my whole head and face off all at once

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?

no, i teel like i would be obligated to sshave everywhere if I had to shave my legs