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Old 07-14-2017, 10:12 PM   #6426
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She tells me she has erections for several hours.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:12 PM   #6427
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Kristy needs in on this
She tells me horses aren't limited to 4 hours.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:12 PM   #6428
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You know that feeling when you are torn between two mediocre at best jokes...
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:17 PM   #6429
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:42 PM   #6430
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Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:42 PM   #6431
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When I'm torn between two jokes I usually just invite them both back home.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:42 PM   #6432
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^ not the qotd.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:45 PM   #6433
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Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?
Four hours cumulative erected time is proven to be fatal in 100% of cases. Usually causes death within 80 years.
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Old 07-14-2017, 11:52 PM   #6434
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Wait, is that 4 hours in a row or like, in a work week or what?
Four hours in a work week seems a lot to me these days. Used to be I couldn't go 4 hours without having one, but that was a long time ago.
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Old 07-15-2017, 01:03 AM   #6435
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She tells me she has erections for several hours.
Yes, but it's e-peen... so I can always just reboot.
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Old 07-15-2017, 02:17 AM   #6436
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD (based on GMT)

How many hours lifetime has ScreaminAsian spent cultivating what I can only assume to be camgirl footage and turning them into countless wonderful .gif files for our enjoyment?

Last edited by QuietAmerican; 07-15-2017 at 02:20 AM. Reason: Not a troll question. I truly stand in awe and admiration, and am grateful. Thanks, SA.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:42 AM   #6437
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Bout tree fiddy
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Old 07-15-2017, 03:03 PM   #6438
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About 50/50 I'd say.
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Old 07-15-2017, 06:49 PM   #6439
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Old 07-15-2017, 07:39 PM   #6440
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Priapism, or blood becoming locked in the penis (lock and LOADS) is dangerous as the blood, which carries oxygen, becomes depleted of O2 and the tissues involved with achieving and maintaining an erection may die.
time to shake and bake
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:32 AM   #6441
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Re: The question of the day thread

I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?

3. Can you grow a full beard?

4. Can you grow a mustache?

5. How often do you cut yourself?

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:51 AM   #6442
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I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair? Twice per week.

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free? Every day

3. Can you grow a full beard? Easy

4. Can you grow a mustache? Easy

5. How often do you cut yourself? Every 3 or so shaves

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You? Just a normal razor/a couple of minutes

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could? I don't want a beard and hairless legs. That's just weird!
Questions of the day now?
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:52 AM   #6443
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Re: The question of the day thread

CIA interrogations aren't this invasive!


Minimum every other day/no

Casually, every other day. Daily if I need to look exceptionally presentable.

Yes, but not a good one

Yes

Never

Couple minutes, bulk with electric razor and quick detail work with dry safety razor

No, that's way more surface area to manage.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:03 AM   #6444
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CIA interrogations aren't this invasive!
My bad. I just realized that half the people I know deal with this all the time and I have no idea how it works.


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No, that's way more surface area to manage.
Yeah, but legs are a straight shot with no fiddling. 6 swipes each; elapsed time 30 seconds.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:17 AM   #6445
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My bad. I just realized that half the people I know deal with this all the time and I have no idea how it works.
Good point. Can you let me know how women work? Not one man has worked it out.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:22 AM   #6446
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I think there is a fair to middling chance that I'm the biggest male chauvinist on this forum, so no.

Idk what your woman problem is, but my solution is

"Tell her she's pretty, you were wrong, and buy flowers?"
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:12 PM   #6447
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I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?

I use a trimmer once a week/yes

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?

Twice a week

3. Can you grow a full beard?

Yes, but not as well as others

4. Can you grow a mustache?

Refer to answer 3


5. How often do you cut yourself?

Not too often, but I end up with ingrown hairs sometimes. Those are no fun.

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?

Safety razor and barbasol if I'm actually shaving. But usually just a trimmer.

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?

No. Seems like it would be more work.
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:29 PM   #6448
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I woke up this morning and suddenly realized that you all probably have to deal with facial hair before you go about your day. Seems very weird right now.

A question with multiple parts:

1. How often do you shave your face/Do you generally sport facial hair?
when working i shave every morning, when not working maybe once a week

2. How often would you have to shave to be reasonably stubble-free?
daily

3. Can you grow a full beard?
no

4. Can you grow a mustache?
yes but it does not look good

5. How often do you cut yourself?
maybe once a year if that, but i get a lot of ingrown hairs which usually gets some blood out of my face

6. How do you do it/what stuff do you use/How long does it take You?when i am in the shower, after I have washed my hair and brushed my teeth i first put the conditioner in my hair, then i soap my face off with facewash and then i close my eyes and use a mach4 razor to scrape the stubble off and then i rinse my whole head and face off all at once

7. Would you trade for having to shave your legs if you could?
no, i teel like i would be obligated to sshave everywhere if I had to shave my legs
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:31 PM   #6449
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this is surprisingly accurate
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Old 07-16-2017, 04:32 PM   #6450
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QOTD:

When you move do you buy a new toilet brush?
fist pump yes
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