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Old 06-28-2017, 01:10 PM   #6376
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Re: The question of the day thread

I thought we were already frenemies.
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Old 06-28-2017, 02:25 PM   #6377
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You could never hate me.
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:53 PM   #6378
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How many USB chargers do you have?

I got 2 more in the mail today. Threw them on the pile with the rest.
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Old 07-01-2017, 05:01 PM   #6379
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All I know is when my current one dies I never need to buy a new one...just look in junk drawer there is always another somehow. I think they're engaged in unsanctioned reproduction.
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Old 07-01-2017, 07:42 PM   #6380
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i only have 1 which i rarely use.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:45 PM   #6381
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Re: The question of the day thread

cleaning lady puts away my charger

i can't find where she put it

i go buy another

she puts it away and i can't find where she put it

so i go buy another

somewhere in the house there are lots and lots of them
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:53 PM   #6382
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I think she's stealing them and sending them to me and Kristy.
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:04 PM   #6383
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none. somehow none of my usbs need to be charged. maybe they are solar powered.
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:10 PM   #6384
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i could use more lightning usb chargers but i read apple might change to usb-c this fall so i'd need more of those later after i start upgrading
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:23 PM   #6385
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How many USB chargers do you have?

I got 2 more in the mail today. Threw them on the pile with the rest.
Many.
And the battery dealios are yeah buddy, iykwis. I got one that will charge 4 devices at once, phones, tablets, whatever. It'll jump your car off. And miles of cables in micro usb, usb c and a few of each of the apples stuff (lightning is such a poser name).
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:24 PM   #6386
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none. somehow none of my usbs need to be charged. maybe they are solar powered.
You kids and your technology and my lawn.
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Old 07-01-2017, 11:29 PM   #6387
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You kids and your technology and my lawn.
you are on my lawn....you know what to do.
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Old 07-03-2017, 12:10 PM   #6388
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iPhone is dumb, I have three.
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:26 PM   #6389
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The men around grandma's box are struggling to keep it up?
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:27 PM   #6390
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Haha, I meant this for sex and funeral thread.

NOT DELETING

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Old 07-03-2017, 11:01 PM   #6391
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Yes.
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Old 07-04-2017, 05:38 AM   #6392
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very good
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Old 07-04-2017, 06:54 AM   #6393
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I never had that problem with you grandma
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Old 07-05-2017, 06:15 PM   #6394
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Re: The question of the day thread

My father just sent me a poem he wrote. requests opinion;

Spindleshanks
to gull: to “swallow”; a trick; one easily cheated; a dupe
He or she stood in front of me, knobby kneed
on pink legs, webbed feet flat on the sand, eyes
holding me still: “Don't move, or you'll never
believe what I'm about to do,” as he plucked the struggling
starfish into his yellow beak with the blood red slash,
and to my revolted wonder, began to swallow--the starfish
legs writhing as though they could think, and with beak gaping
Jonah-wide got the entire thing in and starting down his throat,
outline of tentacles bulging his neck, and then, mercifully
down, down. And yet he stared at me, as if asking,
“What did you expect? With my legions of cousins,
boys and girls, we could take on an entire garbage dump.
Why do you think we're protected?”

And this morning, in the trough of our bird feeder, another
of his or her kin, lands and squawks at me with skanky legs
looking as though he needs gaiters or a name from Dickens, and so,
too smugly, Spindleshanks, as he takes up
the scrappy turkey femur and begins to swallow.
And I am struck as before, the wonder of it, there again, a
bulge of bone going down the working neck. And still he doesn't
move, informs me by telepathy that it wasn't Gorgon birds
who ripped the glowing guts of Prometheus--Don't forget,
the Grecian isles were surrounded by water, and who commands
the seas, forget the British Empire, it was us, we who cleaned
up after the silly Greeks, who told their Gods' stories as though they were
above throwing garbage—just as you do—to watch as
it turns to myth even as you pitch it our way.

“To put it more personally, imagine yourself with ice melting
in your drink, water coursing up the bank to your island home
sun beating you down to your knees as it fouls your paradise
spreading you on the sand, eyes dimming to
lights out, your belly swelling . . . and when it's over,
my myriad cousins and I still crying, 'More, give us More!'”
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Old 07-09-2017, 06:00 PM   #6395
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^tl:dr?
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Old 07-09-2017, 08:03 PM   #6396
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I read through it real quick but I'm not a poetry guy so I didn't feel qualified to offer an opinion.
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Old 07-09-2017, 08:16 PM   #6397
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I didn't read through it and I'm not a poetry guy so I didn't feel qualified to offer an opinion.
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Old 07-12-2017, 10:04 AM   #6398
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I read every word, but im not a poetry guy, so Im not really qualified to offer a critique.
Well, one little thing...ot doesn't rhyme worth a ****.
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:02 PM   #6399
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Ought to ot to otterbox lox'n'stox
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:35 PM   #6400
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don't pair trough with bird feeder you sick ****. and replace 'skanky' with 'sklansky' in future scribblings.
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