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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
Fully functioning face which you can talk out of. Breaking wind would be a burp out of your facebutt, however it will smell (and taste) like ass/poop. Don't forget, when you burp/fart and also when you poop, your second nose is right next to it.
My poop don't stink. The only problem I see is as I get older and eat a higher fiber diet, every once in awhile I have an accidental discharge or a little anal leakage. If I am wearing backless pants so my butt-face is exposed I won't have any drawers on to backstop me.
Guess it is just a burden I will have to bear.
Now that I think about it, I'll be pretty popular in prison. I'll get a lot of honeybuns left on my pillow.
Last edited by SouthernPott; 02-20-2013 at 11:32 AM.
Reason: prison rape obviously