That's what I used to do, anyway.

Be a neighborhood hooligan who smashed things, I mean. I sure as heck never bought pumpkins and kept them around. That's just weird.

i still don't know why i did it

and now i don't know how to end it


it's like brexit, 2016 caught me in its web of poorly thought through decisions

ditch them before they rot and fall apart

Wait for New Year's Eve and blow them up with fireworks.

my state banned all the good kinds of fireworks

We took ours out to the country and shot it with a deer rifle.

It felt weird because it had a smiley face. It trusted us.

RIP pumpkin.

Take them to the street and smash them, then wal0 kaway and leave the mess

Decorate someone else's yard with them.

Or

Put Santa hats on them all and leave them where they are.


Wait.. each night after dark move them a few feet towards your neighbours house,
so it appears like they moved there of their own volition.

there are many sides to you Kristy... remind me to never cross you.

lol or make some soup.

serious question:

I'm seriously considering moving to the us next year on a working visa. but i have a few questions.

1) do you guys have jobs over there? ( i have exp in retail, customer service, admin and accounting)

2) what would be the start up costs to do this. Also would i have to pay for the visa? I'm assuming yes a few hundred dollars or such.

3) where should i be looking to go. ( to start) I'm sure i am going to bounce around America a lot and go see a lot of cool things. ( first stop lambeau field) but what should i go see.

4) do you guys have gyms over there, cos i will need one since i am gunna eat a tone of ****! i don't want to put on the kgs.

5) anything else i should think about.

1) Nah mate, no jobs in the US...
2) No variables at all to factor in, its just $4,370 regardless of age/gender/living requirements etc
3) Do a little ****ing research and look at locations that might interest you. How the **** are we meant to recommend a location when you didn't give us anything AT ALL to work with? Don't come to the south Bronx though, can't guarantee I won't stab you (I will).
4) No gyms in America mate...
5) Not posting a bunch of ******ed, unanswerable questions or things that you can easily google would be a good place to start.

Become a gigolo...I bet there's a market for your accent.

My area has a really large hockey stick. Will mock your love of green Bay and provide dinner.

Expand?

Gonna have your daddy foot the bill to move you to a new country to fail? You really do suck at life

Who are you talking to?

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

try surfing in southern california, it'll really get that ****ty aus taste out of your mouth

Pics

serious answer:

lol no you're not getting a work visa for the US.

you had me at dinner...


is it one of those. " it's the biggest hockey stick in the world" type deals?

cos we have the big banana and the big pineapple

no. i should have enough money to do so soon.

this was educational AND i got to see a giant hockey stick. my day is done!

is it bad over there is it?

If you want a work visa for the US you need to have something to offer. The things we're looking for are specialized technology skills, grunt labor for agriculture, and people with a ****ton of money. If you don't have one of those three things you're not getting a visa.