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Old 08-04-2016, 06:10 AM   #4776
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Re: The question of the day thread

thanks, I didn't know who to ask so i came here...

I'm not sure if age has anything to do with it either, like, Since i am younger it's expected me to " spam out" more resumes because i don't have to answer any selection criteria or anything like that, I'm just applying off a website.
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:16 AM   #4777
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I bet JustJ will know a lot about this.
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:38 AM   #4778
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Would help if we knew what sort of jobs you were applying for.
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Old 08-04-2016, 09:25 AM   #4779
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do targeted and customize the cv. I see probably 10 resume's a week and the ones that don't speak to my company at all go right in the trash.

Just make sure you aren't sending the same one out and cutting out one bs line and adding it in. You can tell if you have spent any time learning about a company in the cover letter and cv real quick.

Last edited by thabighurt35; 08-04-2016 at 09:25 AM. Reason: umless you are looking for another fast food job, then just spam away
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Old 08-04-2016, 10:37 AM   #4780
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thanks, I didn't know who to ask so i came here...

I'm not sure if age has anything to do with it either, like, Since i am younger it's expected me to " spam out" more resumes because i don't have to answer any selection criteria or anything like that, I'm just applying off a website.
Age def has something to do with it.
If your "job board" is specific to your trade, bang away on any listing you like. The site should also spam you with "jobs that seem to fit your profile". Again, bang away. Most of the boards are volume and keyword driven. Can actually help you tailor your cv to generate more hits


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do targeted and customize the cv. I see probably 10 resume's a week and the ones that don't speak to my company at all go right in the trash.

Just make sure you aren't sending the same one out and cutting out one bs line and adding it in. You can tell if you have spent any time learning about a company in the cover letter and cv real quick.
This!
If you want a real job with real company, do the homework. Make cv fit the company. Find out how to get it in the hands of someone who can make it happen.

Jobs is jobs.
Careers are rare.
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Old 08-04-2016, 11:52 AM   #4781
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smoke a ton of weed and apply for the dole
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Old 08-04-2016, 01:02 PM   #4782
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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

-O
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Old 08-04-2016, 02:25 PM   #4783
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Re: The question of the day thread

Not answering unofficial question of the day. Please try again tomorrow.
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Old 08-04-2016, 02:26 PM   #4784
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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

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one obviously doesn't like you.

move on.

it's probably your indecisiveness.
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Old 08-04-2016, 04:08 PM   #4785
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Not answering unofficial question of the day. Please try again tomorrow.
I look forward to receiving your wisdom tomorrow then.
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Old 08-04-2016, 04:11 PM   #4786
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hey guys, I have a serious question for everyone here... ( i would post in omg. but you know what it's like)

I'm applying for jobs like I do every day right now and I'm wondering if it would be better to A: spam out my cv to a bunch of places to see if i land anything ( volume) OR B: find ones i think i MIGHT have a chance of getting and change my cover letter and cv accordingly to what the people want in the job ( spend more time on less jobs but have more quality)

what do you guys think?
Hello Luke,

Recently I presented you with advice on finding a mate. My advice was to open up your horizons and test out the waters with other genders than you normally seek a mate from. I would recommend the same here and seek out a job from many places as opposed to just a few. If you find a job that is not right for you, you can politely tell them no and move on.

My best,
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Old 08-04-2016, 05:09 PM   #4787
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Not answering unofficial question of the day. Please try again tomorrow.
Replay official has confirmed this. Kristy's call stands.
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Old 08-04-2016, 05:43 PM   #4788
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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

-O
It depends how long "sometime" is. For example, I've been told that 9 years is too long.
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:05 AM   #4789
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Re: The question of the day thread

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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

-O
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:36 AM   #4790
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Re: The question of the day thread

Thank you for submitting your question in the proper format for our consideration at this time.

I'd send her/him a paper invitation written in the body fluid of your choice. If you go with blood--which is a classic-- I'd also attach a copy of your latest STD and bloodborn illness screening.
...so it is not creepy.

Also, wtf is Panera Bread?
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:51 AM   #4791
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Would help if we knew what sort of jobs you were applying for.
does it matter?

accounting jobs
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:53 AM   #4792
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smoke a ton of weed and apply for the dole
rofl this
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:55 AM   #4793
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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

-O
there is no one. there are many hos in the club.

step one!

it's not a sniper approach, It's a shotgun approach. rock up into the club and **** **** up.

talk to as many people as you can because the one and gunna text you back once you text her.

step 2

do the same thing for many years weekend after weekend.

???????

profit
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:57 AM   #4794
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Hello Luke,

Recently I presented you with advice on finding a mate. My advice was to open up your horizons and test out the waters with other genders than you normally seek a mate from. I would recommend the same here and seek out a job from many places as opposed to just a few. If you find a job that is not right for you, you can politely tell them no and move on.

My best,
O
yeah thanks man... it's all good. my dads trying to get me to go to uni becuse it's been 3 weeks and i don't have job yet lol.

so then the economy will get worse i'll have no money or exp. I'll be more broke. but by gum I'll have a degree and that's all that matter right?

my dad will be old and grey and probs die by then with her bung shoulder. but hey, I'll have a piece of paper that says I'm better than most people.
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:06 AM   #4795
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I have a crush on One. A One that I have not seen in sometime. I want to ask One out. Is it ok to text One out of the blue asking to go see a movie and get Panera Bread?

-O
bro best thing to do is get drunk and call her up and be like " heyyyyyyyyyyyy.. um.. wanna smash? "

or better ye learn when a girl isn't attracted to you.

girls have a funny way of letting you know they are attracted to you. if you ahven't talked to this girl in like 2 days. ( and she isn't dead in the hospital or on vay cay getting plowed by easter European dudes. then she doesn't like you at all.

I'm testing with a girl right now whos number i got 2 weeks ago. I messaged her the wekend i got her number and called her twice. at this point i deleted her number.

she just hit me up tonight. After a few back and forths, I told her to come over, more than once,I found out she has work tomorrow ( excuse), she is an apprentice chef and she won't cook me dinner tomorrow night ( excuse).

I gave her plenty of opportunities to hang out with me and she didn't take them.

NEXT. if she isn't pushing YOU to hang out ( this rarely happens) nudge her a little, if she comes out with LAME excuses, ya girl ain't into you.


my girls stuck at home and has to work tomorrow. ( asked her what's up twice and she said nothing)

so she is bored and just texting me due to that boredom.
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:14 AM   #4796
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Also, wtf is Panera Bread?
Panera Bread is an American chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants in the United States and Canada. Its headquarters are in Sunset Hills, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis, and operates as Saint Louis Bread Company in the St. Louis metropolitan area. Offerings include soups, salads, pasta, sandwiches, and bakery items.
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:15 AM   #4797
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does it matter?

accounting jobs
yes it does.

for accounting jobs anything but personalized applications would be a waste of time.
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:22 AM   #4798
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Also, wtf is Panera Bread?
#notsureifserious
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Old 08-05-2016, 01:22 PM   #4799
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Panera Bread is an American chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants in the United States and Canada. Its headquarters are in Sunset Hills, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis, and operates as Saint Louis Bread Company in the St. Louis metropolitan area. Offerings include soups, salads, pasta, sandwiches, and bakery items.
Ok. Well, I think you have the pussy (or lack thereof) on a pedestal.

Ask them out, be yourself. If it works, "Great!"...if not, move on.

Time spent pining is wasted.

Go get 'em, tiger(ess)!!



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#notsureifserious
Would it help if I pointed out that the nearest burger king, taco bell, olive garden, quiznos, are an hour's drive away?

I don't know what other low end/fast food chains I'm missing...but my local (45 min drive or less) options are:
McD, Pizza Hut, Dominos, KFC, Subway, Arby's, Starbucks.
That's literally it.
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Old 08-05-2016, 01:54 PM   #4800
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Pics of your igloo?
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