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How much does the bowling ball weigh and from what height will it be dropped? You promise that my nuts will still be functional no matter what weight or height? They don't get much use but I'm pretty attached to them.

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02-11-2013 , 10:36 PM

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Generally in the 8-16# range, iirc. There are outliers, but that cover 90% of existing bowling balls.

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02-11-2013 , 11:41 PM

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Generally in the 8-16# range, iirc. There are outliers, but that cover 90% of existing bowling balls.

We've been missing the 4L loophole in this question.

Lawn bowling balls weigh 1.2 to 1.6 kilos.

Duckpin bowling balls weigh 1.5 to 1.7 kilos.

Candlepin bowling balls have a maximum weight of 1.1 kilo, less than 2.5 lbs.

Bocce balls, Italian lawn bowling, weigh 2 pounds.

I'm thinking it is still going to hurt but maybe not nut crusher hurt.

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02-12-2013 , 03:19 AM

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Thing is, I WANT to annoy adventurers in Skyrim that I used to be like them, but I dunno if I want the knee-arrow.

At the same time, ball pain is the biggest pain ever...

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02-12-2013 , 04:23 AM

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QOTD anyone?

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02-12-2013 , 04:25 AM

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Going topical: What continent will the next Pope be from? Give reason.

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02-12-2013 , 04:33 AM

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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.

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02-12-2013 , 04:46 AM

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Ruling out the ferverous Catholics of South America? They're got a 100 ft Jesus!

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02-12-2013 , 04:49 AM

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No they don't, they have a 100foot Russell Brand afaik.

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02-12-2013 , 04:52 AM

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How does this not equate to getting the next Pope?

Last edited by Albino Lord; 02-12-2013 at 04:57 AM.

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02-12-2013 , 04:58 AM

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I'd actually vote for Russell Brand to lead the church (if I even believed).

That is 1 smart man.

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02-12-2013 , 05:01 AM

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next pope...

Pope John Paul (insert number here)

1st black pope? seeing as we've had the first black prez?

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02-12-2013 , 05:32 AM

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There is only one man I would nominate, be it for Pope, World Leader, Prime Minister, absolutely anything!

Spoiler:

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02-12-2013 , 05:55 AM

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There is only one man I would nominate, be it for Pope, World Leader, Prime Minister, absolutely anything!

Spoiler:

each of your poasts reminds me how much i'm starting to like you

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02-12-2013 , 05:55 AM

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Obvious Euro-pope, this time from Italy or summin so the mafia can control him properly

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02-12-2013 , 06:29 AM

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Going topical: What continent will the next Pope be from? Give reason.

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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.

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02-12-2013 , 07:49 AM

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Yes, the next pope will probably be incontinent.

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02-12-2013 , 08:13 AM

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Africa; they're the only population who still believe in God/Jeebus.

easy win.

condoms though

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02-12-2013 , 08:15 AM

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condoms though

DID SOMEONE SAY "CONDOR"!!!!

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02-12-2013 , 09:11 AM

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DID SOMEONE SAY "CONDOR"!!!!

Did someone say "Gondor"!!!!

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02-12-2013 , 10:41 AM

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Europe. Most cardinals are still old white guys and while they profess to being open minded enough to work for a black African or brown South American pope, I don't see either of the options being viable yet.

The wrench in the works could be a white African cardinal if there is one.

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02-12-2013 , 02:26 PM

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I'm holding out for someone from Antarctica.

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02-13-2013 , 06:21 AM

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QOTD 13.02.2013

This is supposed to question "your humanity" so not holding my breath here lol...

Scenario

You are single and lonely. You are owed some money by a shady Russian and he makes you this offer:

He opens a door and out comes this beautiful, stunning, 10/10 sex-slave. You are given two choices:

A

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