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Old 07-01-2016, 12:41 PM   #4651
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Old 07-01-2016, 10:14 PM   #4652
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Old 07-01-2016, 10:31 PM   #4653
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Old 07-02-2016, 07:02 AM   #4654
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(Brought up on the hunting/fishing show I run) Would you rather be attacked by a bear, tiger, or an alligator?
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Old 07-02-2016, 07:53 AM   #4655
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Bear. It's the one least likely to be attacking me as a food source so there's more room for negotiation.
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Old 07-02-2016, 07:59 AM   #4656
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Tiger. They have a powerful gag reflex that sounds promising.

So I hears
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Old 07-02-2016, 08:24 AM   #4657
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I'm going with crocodile.
It seems like a higher survivability situation, unless I'm swimming when it gets me.
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Old 07-02-2016, 09:18 AM   #4658
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I'm going with crocodile.
It seems like a higher survivability situation, unless I'm swimming when it gets me.
Crikey!
If we're allowed to pick animals not on the list, I pick small puppy.
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Old 07-02-2016, 10:50 AM   #4659
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Old 07-02-2016, 12:26 PM   #4660
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Old 07-03-2016, 07:33 AM   #4661
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Is it normal that when you wake up to a Diarrhea in the morning, that you get cold sweat and feel like you gonna pass out while sitting on the toilet? Asking for a friend.
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Old 07-03-2016, 07:51 AM   #4662
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No, seek medical help. Also get a doctor to look into the diarrhea problem as well.
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Old 07-03-2016, 08:00 AM   #4663
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Wrong thread?
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Old 07-03-2016, 10:41 AM   #4664
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Is it normal that when you wake up to a Diarrhea in the morning, that you get cold sweat and feel like you gonna pass out while sitting on the toilet? Asking for a friend.
The hamster is stuck in your colon..*****y diarrhea can escape around it.

Eat more fiber...or shove a cat up there.
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Old 07-03-2016, 10:55 AM   #4665
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(Brought up on the hunting/fishing show I run) Would you rather be attacked by a bear, tiger, or an alligator?
Bear, it's the only one you have a chance against
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Old 07-03-2016, 11:32 AM   #4666
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How did the diarrhoea get there?. I presume you picked it up in some shady fetish bar.
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Old 07-03-2016, 01:29 PM   #4667
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Bear
Well, those are two vastly different options .
In either case, I hope I never have the squirts at the Walleye residence.
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Old 07-03-2016, 01:29 PM   #4668
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Commando Wheaties.
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Old 07-03-2016, 01:54 PM   #4669
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Well, those are two vastly different options .
In either case, I hope I never have the squirts at the Walleye residence.
Our cats are very gentle, but we also have a miniature rabbit, if you'd prefer?

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Commando Wheaties.
Pink buttered toast. You definitely win today.
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Old 07-03-2016, 10:59 PM   #4670
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Tighty whitey oreos!
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Old 07-03-2016, 11:26 PM   #4671
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You should eat better, J.
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Old 07-04-2016, 08:23 AM   #4672
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What did you or are you doing today?
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Old 07-04-2016, 08:28 AM   #4673
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:52 AM   #4674
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Barbecue, then preparing for house guests coming on Thursday.
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Old 07-04-2016, 10:22 AM   #4675
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Work. It's possible I may rub one out later but that depends on which show is on the food network when I get home.
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